South Park · Season 7, Episode 13
“Butt Out” · Season 7, Episode 13
In this episode: Eric Cartman (5), Rob Reiner (2), Mr. Mackey (1)
South Park Elementary. Kids are made to watch a ridiculous dance number in auditorium
Butt out, come on, give that cigarette butt a throw!...And remember kids, if you don't smoke, you can grow up to be just like us!
[Stan and the others are seen fervently smoking in the next scene]
Oh, shit! Here comes Mr. Mackey.
[The boys throw their still-lit cigarettes into a nearby dumpster, then manage to stop coughing]
[A fire has started in the dumpster; Mr. Mackey is unaware of this]
Uh, smoking's bad, m'kay? If you start smoking at an early age, it's gonna be bad, m'kay? [The fire quickly spreads across the whole school; Mr. Mackey remains unaware] Smoking can lead to all kinds of health problems like cancer. M'kay, let me tell you something about cancer. Uh, cancer's bad, m'kay, and, uh--[realizes that the school is burning] What? What the? HOLY SHIT!! M'kay?
He just goes around imposing his will on people, he's my idol.
Handle it? For two billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, dude.
Wow, it's like smoking brings a lot of people just a little bit of joy, and you get to take that away from them! You're awesome.
[singing] I like to have a cigarette every now and then. It makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end.
[singing] And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care. Who the heck wants to be 90 anyway?
I'm not Rita Poon, I'm Rob Reiner. And you've just been Reiner'd!
I don't idolize you anymore, asshole! [grabs the fork and stabs on Rob Reiner's belly]
My goo! My precious goo!
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