South Park · Season 6, Episode 14
“The Death Camp of Tolerance” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Eric Cartman (5), Mr. Garrison (3), Mr. Slave (3), Kyle Broflovski (2), Stan Marsh (1), Randy Marsh (1), Tour Guide (1)
I was informed that fourth-graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat.
TWO-year-olds are too old for Mr. Hat!
But it's okay because I found a new teacher's assistant. Say hello to...Mr. Slave.
Hi, kids. Hm.
So that's Mr. Slave. The teacher's assistant. Or, as I like to write for short, the Teacher's Ass.
[whispering to Craig] Yo, I think that Mr. Slave guy's a...Pakistani.
Eric, did you just throw a paper airplane?
No, it was Kenny!
Very funny, Eric. Kenny's dead!
I'm not fat, I have a different life choice.
Say, Mr. Slave...
Yes, Mr. Garrison?
I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.
Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?
No, no. I was the asshole.
[school board start applauding, muttering how courageous he is, while the parents exchange shocked and horrified glances]
[slightly nonplussed] Uh, I'm very happy to receive this award, but you know what makes me even happier? Sucking balls.
[school board applaud again]
[whispering to Mr. Slave] It's not working. Sing your song, Mr. Slave.
[singing] I've got a little-- [stops] ooh, ooh ow, Jesus Christ, what the heck's happening in there?
[in Mr. Slave's stomach]
[to Lemmiwinks, who's on a gyroscope] Hang on, Lemmiwinks! You solved the Catata Fish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!
[back up top]
Aah! I should never have shoved those poor animals up my ass! [school board applaud again]
Courageous.
So courageous.
[finally losing his temper] God damn it, don't you people get it?! I'm trying to get fired here!
I'll take three lunches today, please.
You don't need three lunches, Eric! You're fat enough as it is!
It is my life choice, Chef, and if you don't tolerate it I'll report you to the SEC.
Tolerance kicks ass!
[everyone laughs]
That's our Cartman.
[lisping] Oh Jesuth Chrith!
Now, you boys have probably called this young man names like "tubby" or "lard butt" or "fat tits"--
Ooh, fat tits, that's a good one.
Yeah, we'll have to remember that.
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