“Fat Butt and Pancake Head” quotes from South Park

This is bullshit! How the fuck did I end up working at a La Taco?! I had six platinum records and starred in five Hollywood movies!

Yeah, me too.

Who the hell is this other Jennifer Lopez? Where does she come from?!

Well, she lives in South Park, Colorado now, but I believe she originally from Mexico, just like you.

I don't come from no Mexico! I'm Puerto Rican!

Cartman

Mom!

What is it, sweetie?

Cartman

Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!

Oooh, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you!

Cartman

Repeat after me, Jennifer Lopez.

Hennifer Lopez.

Cartman

No no, Jeh.

Heh.

You can suck my culo, chica!

Hola, bichola!

Ben! You bought me roses!

Jenny, oh Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.

I can't stop thinking about you either, Ben!

I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.

I know, my darling, that's okay!

Kyle

Dude, who the hell is Mitch Conner?

Cartman

I don't know, Kyle, all right? Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?

Kyle

All right, I guess it's possible.

Cartman

Ha ha ha! I got you, kind of! I got you, kind of!