Eggs? In Korea? Impossible, Korean chickens only lay powder.
S10A Holy Mess
BBJ
You know how I like mine? Fried up, so the yolk is a glowing yellow jewel in a shimmering alabaster white.
You'd better have your eggs with a cold shower.
S10The Tooth Shall Set You Free
(Charles moans of a toothache)
Beej, don't forget, in the morning it's your turn to milk Charles.
Charles (to Korean, about toothache): What does this cure?
KKorean
Hunger. That's my dinner.
(Barking an order to Winchester to eat some ice cream) Present...SPOON!
(after a drink in which a bigoted Major gloats about the casualty rate of African American soldiers)
Well mercy me, where are my manners? Major Weems, allow me to introduce Major Quentin Rockingham! Major Rockingham is the Deputy Assistant Chief of Staff for Personnel headquarters, "I-Corps"!
WWeems
Sir, Indeed a pleasure to meet you.
S10Pressure Points
Attention! The Chinese have begun a new offensive. Command anticipate heavy casualties within the next twenty-four hours. This is a recording.
Major.
Hiya.
First time I've seen you in your summer uniform.
This is the real me.
Sorry to hear that.
Every month there's a new procedure we have to learn because somebody's come up with an even better way to mutilate the human body! Tell me this, Captain: how the hell am I supposed to keep up with it?!
CCaptain
I'm only...
If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can't they invent a way to end this stupid war?!!
S10Where There's A Will, There's A War
Potter (during a long OR session): I was transferred here seven days ago; seems like I've been operating for eight.
(BJ shouts for joy)
Watch the racket, Hunnicutt. This hospital is in a hospital zone.
BBJ
Hawkeye Pierce is alive and well and living at battalion aid.
How do you know that?
BBJ
He left his fingerprints are all over this guy.
What are you talking about?
BBJ
Who else but Hawkeye sews vertical mattress stitches with white cotton sutures?
SASurgeon at Battalion Aid
Did you finish your will?
All except my best friend. Wait, how did you know it was my will?
SASurgeon at Battalion Aid
I've seen a lot of those written here.
Captain. You really are alive.
Nah, that's just a vicious rumor.
What are you working on?
Just... catching up on some overdue paperwork (his will).
Get some sleep! If there's one thing I've learned from being company clerk, there's no paperwork that can't wait until tomorrow.
That's what I used to think.
S10Promotion Commotion
Ah, even in the sewer the cream rises to the top.
BBJ
You're the one who wanted to turn a guy down because he had a Z in his name.
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