Every month there's a new procedure we have to learn because somebody's come up with an even better way to mutilate the human body! Tell me this, Captain: how the hell am I supposed to keep up with it?!
CCaptain
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If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can't they invent a way to end this stupid war?!!
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