Attention! The Chinese have begun a new offensive. Command anticipate heavy casualties within the next twenty-four hours. This is a recording.
“Pressure Points” · Season 10
In this episode: Colonel Potter (1), Charles Winchester (1), Sidney Freedman (1), PA Announcement (1)
Major.
Hiya.
First time I've seen you in your summer uniform.
This is the real me.
Sorry to hear that.
Every month there's a new procedure we have to learn because somebody's come up with an even better way to mutilate the human body! Tell me this, Captain: how the hell am I supposed to keep up with it?!
CCaptain
I'm only...
If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can't they invent a way to end this stupid war?!!
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