Potter (during a long OR session): I was transferred here seven days ago; seems like I've been operating for eight.
“Where There's A Will, There's A War” · Season 10
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Maxwell Klinger (2), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Colonel Potter (1)
(BJ shouts for joy)
Watch the racket, Hunnicutt. This hospital is in a hospital zone.
BBJ
Hawkeye Pierce is alive and well and living at battalion aid.
How do you know that?
BBJ
He left his fingerprints are all over this guy.
What are you talking about?
BBJ
Who else but Hawkeye sews vertical mattress stitches with white cotton sutures?
SASurgeon at Battalion Aid
Did you finish your will?
All except my best friend. Wait, how did you know it was my will?
SASurgeon at Battalion Aid
I've seen a lot of those written here.
Captain. You really are alive.
Nah, that's just a vicious rumor.
What are you working on?
Just... catching up on some overdue paperwork (his will).
Get some sleep! If there's one thing I've learned from being company clerk, there's no paperwork that can't wait until tomorrow.
That's what I used to think.
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