BJ Hunnicutt quotes from M*A*S*H

[drunkenly greeting Frank for the first time] What say you, Ferret Face?

You should come here more often.

Sergeant, you can't drink this early in the morning. I know, I keep trying.

Where you going, Frank?

I think the marines are the only ones with an art history division.

Got it! First try.

When you see the kind of horror that we do, day in and day out, you don't just feel close. You cling to each other.

Springtime in Korea, when the air is filled with pollen and bullets.

Well, if it isn't Benjamin Franklin Pierce Hawkeye, named for a president, an Indian, and a stove.

You're lucky we're doctors 'cause I'm gonna break every bone in your body.

We can throw a surprise party in the mess tent. That's the last place anybody would expect to find food.

We discovered a new medical procedure. Take no pills and call me in the morning.

You're the one who wanted to turn a guy down because he had a Z in his name.

We sit around here in our Hawaiian shirts and red suspenders, thumbing our nose at the Army, drinking home brewed gin and flouting authority at every turn, and feeling, oh, so superior to those military fools who kill each other and oh so self-righteous when we clean up after them. Well, good luck to you pal. I hope you can...keep it up. The minute I cut that rope, they made me a soldier.

[talking about a fishing lure] I've fished with this a couple of times. Hawk told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. It's for all the men who never made it home.