(Charles moans of a toothache)
Beej, don't forget, in the morning it's your turn to milk Charles.
“The Tooth Shall Set You Free” · Season 10
In this episode: Colonel Potter (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1)
Charles (to Korean, about toothache): What does this cure?
KKorean
Hunger. That's my dinner.
(Barking an order to Winchester to eat some ice cream) Present...SPOON!
(after a drink in which a bigoted Major gloats about the casualty rate of African American soldiers)
Well mercy me, where are my manners? Major Weems, allow me to introduce Major Quentin Rockingham! Major Rockingham is the Deputy Assistant Chief of Staff for Personnel headquarters, "I-Corps"!
WWeems
Sir, Indeed a pleasure to meet you.
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