Ah, even in the sewer the cream rises to the top.
“Promotion Commotion” · Season 10
In this episode: BJ Hunnicutt (3), Charles Winchester (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Maxwell Klinger (1)
BBJ
You're the one who wanted to turn a guy down because he had a Z in his name.
BBJ
Corporal, what's the proper procedure for filing a morning report?
Yes, sir. The proper disposition of daily data, as per army regulation D252 Section R, Paragraph 6, is to fill it out, file one copy, forward the others, and faint if they actually get there. [The officers are stunned] Well, how did I do?
[They applaud]
Gentlemen, before we adjourn, there is the matter of one Corporal Elmo Hitalski, a most worthy and deserving soldier.
Him again?
Admittedly, he's not perfect. But who is?
BBJ
You're the one who wanted to turn a guy down because he had a Z in his name.
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