Scenes with Yuki 16
[Lilo arrives at the Halloween party dressed up as a dead hula girl with scary makeup and a fake axe on her head, frightening all the other guests]
Isn't it cool? Watch this! [twangs her axe handle]
Yes, but… Well, maybe you should change it to something more like... like what your friends are wearing. [gestures to Mertle and the girls; who are all dressed up like princesses]
Princess, princess, princess, or princess?
At least we're not a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, or weirdo!
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Okay. I'll be a princess, too.
Good idea. [as Lilo leaves] You go home, change, and then come back.
Or go home, change, and don't come back!
[Moses sighs]
[Mertle Edmonds and the other hula girls exit the salon; Lilo hides the box Clip is in by sitting on it]
Hey, Weirdlo! I didn't know you got your hair cut here!
Of course you don't. They never even let you in the door with that mess.
You would! Maybe you should try this. [hands Lilo a bottle of hair conditioner] You'll need it more than I do.
Wow! For me? "Hair Conditioner: For Taming Wild Unruly Hair?!" Hey!
Don't be jealous. Not everyone can have perfect hair like me, especially not you.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
[the girls laugh as they leave]
Mertle needs to be punished.
[Mertle and the girls walk by as Lilo and Stitch refuel their buggy]
Hey, there's Lilo! Should we invite her too?
Weirdlo? No way. Why would we want her to come?
Hey, guys. Wanna see my new...
I didn't even say what it was yet.
Okay. If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever.
If you think bugs are cute, I bet whatever it is, it's ugly!
Yeah, well, you're wrong! He's even cuter than a potato...
[Mertle and the girls turn their attention to 254; they run up to his container to get a closer look]
Look at him! He is cuter than a potato!
YukiI want one!
Ahem! [the girls huddle up with Mertle and they whisper something to each other, and then turn to Lilo] You are formally invited to the FHGH tea party tomorrow.
Really? YAAAAY!! Um, what's that?
It's stands for "Future Hawaiian Girls of Hawaii". But you can only come if you bring him.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make. [clears throat] Ahem. Tomorrow is the most important day of the year: my birthday! I'm having a super special birthday party! [gives out birthday invitations only to Yuki, Teresa, and Elena] Oh, look. No more invitations.
Well, that's okay. I wouldn't wanna come to your party anyway. Not with... that thing out there!
You mean to tell me that you've never heard of the... um... [notices a gecko] Geckoliki?
Yuki
What is it?
It's an ugly horrible creature, whose soul purpose is to devour birthday cake and partygoers with its bloody fangs!
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! And just for that, you're even more not invited now! Come on, girls! [she and the other girls leave]
Alright, but you'll be sorry! The Geckoliki is hungry for blood! AND FROSTING!!
[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
Stitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
[Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
[notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
[As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
I know everything about dog shows!
[a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
Stitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
[gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]
[Lilo has been hypnotized by Swirly to be like Mertle, who happens to love Look at This! while Stitch is also hypnotized by him to love the show]
Okay, first the left hip, and.... [notices Lilo, who has the same hairstyle and glasses as her] AHH! What are you doing here, Lilo?!
I'm not going to let you ruin our big TV debut with your boring old dance moves, Mer-Tle!
Yuki
Huh?
[dashes to the TV with a pillow and popcorn] Eeka toola!
I thought you hated Look At This!
As if! You gotta love it!
[Mertle and the girls are calling for a radio contest to win tickets to an Elizabethan festival]
HHost
Congratulations, Caller 12!
[the girls turn to see that Lilo was the lucky caller via payphone]
HHost
Yes! You and a group of your closest friends and adult guardians are going to the Elizabethan festival!
I won the contest for you. Now we can all go to the festival.
Nu-uh! We have somewhere better to be. Right, girls?
Yuki
Well... not really.
According to their homepage, the festival is way cool!
Plus, we're sick of playing dolls!
Fine, if you wanna go with the freak, then go! I'm staying here!
[pause]
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
Okay! [they leave with Lilo and Stitch]
[Tank rampages through the festival, with Gantu's ship in hot pursuit]
Yuki
Where should we hide?!
I say we hide in the blacksmith's!
No, the dueling buckets booth!
We don't hide. That ship is trying to catch the experiment, but we have to beat him to it!
Yuki
But why?
'Cause we're the good guys, and the good guys don't chicken out just 'cause the bad guy has a gigantic spaceship with advanced alien technology.
Mertle was right: You really are weird.
YTYuki and Teresa
YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
[Lilo apologizes to Stitch for not treating him right and Stitch accepts her apology and forgives her; Mertle watches the whole thing from a pole]
[slides down] My friends! You've come back!
Here's the thing: we tried going with Lilo, and didn't exactly work out. So...
We were thinking of going back to you, but only if we do something besides play dolls all the time.
Oh, really? And what makes you think I would even take you back? I had a lot of fun without you. I chased a monster, then I got sucked into a gigantic spaceship, then...
Yuki
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Yeah! Being alone has made her weird.
Uh, just kidding! So, let's just be friends again. [the three girls continue glaring at Mertle; defeated] And play less dolls.
[Stitch waits for Lilo outside her hula class]
Last rehearsal is tomorrow morning. Everybody practice tonight.
I don't need to practice. My hula story is already perfect. I call it "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds." I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me. What's yours about this year, Weirdlo? Zombies again? [she and the other girls laugh; Stitch growls angrily at Mertle, but Lilo calms him down]
Not zombies, mummies! Big difference. But no, I have created an all new hula dance.
Let me guess: It's about something gross?
Mmm-hmm. Gross! We'll be sure to miss it.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!
[as the hula girls laugh; Lilo and Stitch storm back home]
I'm gonna practice, alright. Until I'm better than perfect.
[Lilo gives her presentation on her idea to improve the hula school; Stitch pantomimes while she does this]
Ahem. Aliens are not folktales. They are real! And they can be deadly. Aliens are very sneaky. They can be 20 feet tall and look like a whale. [Stitch bends his ears to look like Gantu] Or they can disguise themselves as your very own uncle. [Stitch imitates Jumba's laugh] Or your very own aunt. [Stitch waves his arms wildly like Pleakley] They shoot laser beams and they can even rampage through a city. [Stitch rampages through a city made of fruit] Destroying everything in sight. They can strike anywhere at anytime. Including.... HERE!!
Yuki
Aliens?
The Kia Luhale is a happy place. [Stitch holds up Scrump] But only because we are blissfully ignorant of the alien scourge that threatens to enslave all of humanity. [Stitch throws Scrump on the ground and chews on her] Ending us to its twisting will, and making us eat limes!
Lilo! What is your idea to improve Kia Luhale?
I think we need to install an alien invasion alarm, for the good of all humankind.
Oh, and any friendly aliens who may or may not be living here disguised as my dog. [she and Stitch take a bow]
[Lilo, Stitch and the hula girls are visiting the planetarium]
We're up so high, I bet we're in space already.
This is almost as cool as the real outer space.
Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo.
Real astronauts have spacesuits. You don't got a spacesuit.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!
The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo!
But it's true! Me and Stitch-- [realizes Stitch is gone] Stitch? [Stitch is swinging on a planet model] Stitch!
Yuki
Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.
He's not tiny. He's just right.
That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!
RORide Operator
OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.
[Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]
Good work, today, class. But before you go, I have a reminder: Tomorrow is the Ohana-rama Trivia Championship. And this year, we have an outstanding grand prize. [hands fliers to Lilo and the hula girls]
Oh, goody. I get a prize!
And what makes you think your family's gonna win, Mertle?
It's a brand new computer! [the girls squeal in delight] So brush up on your trivia!
But you already have a computer!
Three, actually. That's why I'm a child progidy.
I bet Lilo's not smart enough to even have a computer.
I have advanced alien technology computers. And then there's my dog. He knows molecular physics!
[Stitch dashes away and back, showing his model of DNA strand made of bamboo shoots and coconuts]
I always knew you were dense, Lilo, but I didn't know you could be outsmarted by a dog.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
But I know one thing for sure: If your family is half as thick as you are, you don't stand a chance at the Ohana-Rama.
[Mertle has one the fundraising competition and wins the year supply of shave ice]
LLoki
You sure you want another one, Mertle?
Yuki
But you had 17 already.
[lying on a bench overweight] I won a year supply! No limit! I'm gonna eat more shave ice than anybody ever! Even if it makes me... [a shave ice lands in her mouth, making her groan] ...sick. [her face turns greens and she dashes away]
LLoki
You kids know your friend is a little too competitive, right?
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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