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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1

“Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]” · Season 1

In this episode: Lilo (5), Jumba (4), Pleakley (3), Stitch (2), Nani (2), Mertle (1), Teresa (1), Yuki (1)

[Lilo arrives at the Halloween party dressed up as a dead hula girl with scary makeup and a fake axe on her head, frightening all the other guests]

Lilo, your costume…

Isn't it cool? Watch this! [twangs her axe handle]

Yes, but… Well, maybe you should change it to something more like... like what your friends are wearing. [gestures to Mertle and the girls; who are all dressed up like princesses]

Princess, princess, princess, or princess?

At least we're not a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, or weirdo!

YTYuki, Teresa and Elena

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Okay. I'll be a princess, too.

Good idea. [as Lilo leaves] You go home, change, and then come back.

Or go home, change, and don't come back!

[Moses sighs]

[Jumba is dressed up as Julius Caesar]

I am absolutely refusing to be wearing this! It's too itchy! [he scratches so rigorously that his belly soon comes through] And that is least of problems!

[Dressed as Cleopatra] But you have to wear it! The Queen of the Nile demands it! Besides, I am not missing out on trick-or-treating on my first night of Heelowatty!

It's pronounced "Halloween". I need a new costume: a princess. Can you make it quick?

Can I? Well, let me tell you I have the fastest fingers in my primitive Earth custom: fleeced and pinking shears class.

[Stitch has been scared stiff after Experiment 300 turned into his worst fear: water; Lilo appears and the water drains into the ventilation shaft]

Stitch, what happened?

Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes!

You're not scared, are you?

[pause] Naga!

Elena said something about hissing green eyes, too.

[Stitch shudders in fright]

[Jumba and Pleakley are dressed as the main characters of Gone with the Wind]

I do declare, we look simply marvelous! Don't we look marvelous? I think we do!

Frankly, my dear, I am not giving darn. I hate this costume!

Fine, I'll just start over then! A whole new concept! I'm thinking... sequins, satin, Spain! I got it! Matador! Ole!

[Experiment 300 shows up at the Pelekai house, as Nani's worst fear: Cobra Bubbles, wanting to take Lilo away from her]

You can't take her away from me! She needs me! I thought we worked this out.

[as Lilo and Stitch return home] I'm… s-s-s-s-sorry.

[Lilo sees "Cobra", throws her fake axe at him, knocking off his sunglasses, with green eyes, then charges at him and grabs him by the ankle]

Lilo!

[hearing the crashing sound] What is that?

Lilo, no! Have you gone lolo?! Lilo! [screams in horror as "Cobra" morphs back into Experiment 300] Who… what is that?!

Experiment 300! But I'm calling him, Spooky!

[Spooky turns into Pleakley's worst fear: his mother]

PSPleakley's Mother

Pleakley, is that you?! [stepping out of the shadows] How come you never call?!

MOTHER!

[Spooky, as Pleakley's mother, scolds Pleakley as he sobs]

PSPleakley's Mother

I give you the best years of my life, and this is the thanks I get?!

Oh, no! Is Pleakley's worst fear. [Spooky then turns into his worst fear: his ex-wife] Ahhh! Is my worst fear: ex-wife!

JSJumba's Ex-Wife

When are you getting a real job?! Is like you never help around house!

[Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]

Lilo, what's going on here?

Halloween. Watch.

[One kid gets ready for candy and Spooky turns into his worst fear: a giant python]

KKid

Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!

Taka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]

KKid

Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!

[to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.

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