Lilo quotes from Lilo &amp; Stitch: The Series

I am absolutely refusing to be wearing this! It's too itchy! [he scratches so rigorously that his belly soon comes through] And that is least of problems!

[Dressed as Cleopatra] But you have to wear it! The Queen of the Nile demands it! Besides, I am not missing out on trick-or-treating on my first night of Heelowatty!

Lilo

It's pronounced "Halloween". I need a new costume: a princess. Can you make it quick?

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

Can I? Well, let me tell you I have the fastest fingers in my primitive Earth custom: fleeced and pinking shears class.

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[Stitch has been scared stiff after Experiment 300 turned into his worst fear: water; Lilo appears and the water drains into the ventilation shaft]

Lilo

Stitch, what happened?

Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes!

Lilo

You're not scared, are you?

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

[pause] Naga!

Lilo

Elena said something about hissing green eyes, too.

[Stitch shudders in fright]

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[Experiment 300 shows up at the Pelekai house, as Nani's worst fear: Cobra Bubbles, wanting to take Lilo away from her]

You can't take her away from me! She needs me! I thought we worked this out.

Cobra

[as Lilo and Stitch return home] I'm… s-s-s-s-sorry.

[Lilo sees "Cobra", throws her fake axe at him, knocking off his sunglasses, with green eyes, then charges at him and grabs him by the ankle]

Lilo!

[hearing the crashing sound] What is that?

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

Lilo, no! Have you gone lolo?! Lilo! [screams in horror as "Cobra" morphs back into Experiment 300] Who… what is that?!

Lilo

Experiment 300! But I'm calling him, Spooky!

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[Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]

Lilo, what's going on here?

Lilo

Halloween. Watch.

[One kid gets ready for candy and Spooky turns into his worst fear: a giant python]

KKid

Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

Taka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]

KKid

Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!

Lilo

[to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.

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[Stitch has captured and reformed 515 (a.k.a. Deforestator) in less than 2 minutes, making him and Lilo overly proud of himself]

Lilo

Give it up for the greatest, the bestest, the baddest, the King of Kokaua Town: Stitch! [takes a picture of a sunglasses-clad Stitch]

Finally! I was getting worried!

Lilo

You should never worry. Not when I have Stitch with me to kick butt!

Lilo! Such language was outlawed by the Balorian Universal Talking Treaty and your big sister, who had to work late. Now, will you assist me setting out the Thanksgiving dinner?

Lilo

Thanksgiving? Again?

It is once a month, right?

Lilo

Is there pumpkin pie?

Of course!

Lilo

Yep. Once a month. Help set the table, Stitch?

[Stitch pushes an easy chair to the table]

Lilo

Okay. You did earn your keep pretty good today.

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[Stitch has been defeated by 627]

Lilo

It was incredible! Like nothing we've seen! It was even tougher than Stitch!

Aketaba!

So, 626 thinks severe pounding was one-time-only fluke, eh? [chuckles]

Lilo

Well, I don't. And which over experiment it is, we got to figure out how beat it.

I see you're searching Jumba's database of old experiments. I wonder if he has a file of more recent experiments, made as recently as, say, yesterday!

You mean like experiment made to poke people in eyeball?!

Huh?

[Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley stare at Jumba suspiciously]

If creature you are looking for is as amazing as you say should be studied for science. [Pleakley points to Jumba while holding a screwdriver] Preserved in museum and... [notices Pleakley] Is one-eyed bigmouth trying to tell you something?

Lilo

Something about you having a screw loose.

[grabs Pleakley] Ah, my silly friend! He is one with screw loose if he thinks I will let him tell you that I built 627! [stops as he realized what he just said; Lilo and Stitch gasp] Oh, I am very busted now!

Lilo

627?! You... made... A 627?!?

Ha! Who's afraid of the finger now, big boy?! WHO'S AFRAID NOW?!

I-I-I confess! I confess. But now you see scientific achievement! You know that 627 is even better than 626.

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[625 calls Lilo after finding out 627's weakness]

Lilo

Hello?

6625

Listen, it's me: Gantu's... ex-sidekick guy.

Lilo

Sandwich boy?! Why are you calling?

6625

Because I can help you beat Experiment 627.

Lilo

It's a trick, right? Why would you wanna go against Gantu?

6625

Trust me. [627 kicks him] Ow! I have my reasons! That hurt!

Lilo

Uh-huh. Really... Okay, you got a deal!

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[after Stitch defeated 627 through laughter, he serves the next Thanksgiving dinner]

Lilo

I'm proud of you, Stitch, for being self-cool and humble.

Oh.

And I hope Jumba has learned his lesson about making those silly evil genius experiments. We oughta to make him do the dishes!

Lilo

Yeah! Hey, where is Jumba?

[scene changes to Jumba in his ship, putting 627's pod back in his safe]

So much for Experiment 627. Perhaps I'll have better luck next time.

[places a pod marked 628 in his safe]

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[Lilo and Stitch sneak into the attic to find where Nani hid there Christmas presents]

Lilo

Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition. [Lilo opens a chest to find the presents] She's so predictable. This is where she hid them last year.

[reaches and grabs a present from the chest] Oooh. Present.

Lilo

No! [takes the present] You can't open it! You never a open presents before Christmas! That's the rule. But... you can shake them to figure out what they are. [shakes the present] Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for. I tried making my own, but Mertle wouldn't hold still.

[grabs the whole stack of presents] Abataka!

Lilo

No! You can't have all those!