[Lilo and Stitch are at a beauty salon]
Now, pay attention, Stitch. To fit in on Earth, you need to be obsessed with how you look. [gesturing to two men who are mud-bathing] People come from all over to soak in this mud. They wanna be like pigs. Go ahead.
[Stitch grabs a handful of mud and shoves into his mouth, and then spits out on Lilo; Lilo then tries to throw the mud at Stitch, causing a large mud fight that messes up the entire beauty salon]
SOSalon Owner
[comes through the door] Stop right there! Oh, just look at this mess!
Yeah, you really need to sweep all that hair.
SOSalon Owner
Not the hair! THE MUD!!
[Lilo hangs her head sadly; Stitch, however, looks at the owner angrily]
Agata! [throws mud at the owner]
[Lilo and Stitch then run out of the salon]
SOSalon Owner
And stay out!
[Lilo and Stitch bring Clip home]
[screams] Keep that thing away from me!
Is not cute! Is Experiment #177, and is very dangerous.
She doesn't look dangerous.
Ah, but looks can be deceiving. You see it was many years ago, when my head was overflowing with evil ideas...
[a flashback shows a younger Jumba with long black flowing hair]
[voice-over] ...and healthy luxuriant hair follicles. I had devised Experiment 177, the Uburnium Eater!
[flashback then shows a space-style gas station selling Uburnium]
Uburnium is the most powerful and economical fuel source in all of universe! My Ubernium Eater would spark an insurmountable fuel price!
[the flashback shows the price sign for Uburnium go higher until it explodes]
Unfortunately, in the language of Kweltiquan, word for "Uburnium" is same as word for "hair". I did not realize mistake until... too late! I had accidentally created Hair Eater!
[flashback then shows young Jumba activating 177 for the first time; Clip comes to life and immediately eats all of Jumba's hair; back to present]
[Mertle Edmonds and the other hula girls exit the salon; Lilo hides the box Clip is in by sitting on it]
Hey, Weirdlo! I didn't know you got your hair cut here!
Of course you don't. They never even let you in the door with that mess.
You would! Maybe you should try this. [hands Lilo a bottle of hair conditioner] You'll need it more than I do.
Wow! For me? "Hair Conditioner: For Taming Wild Unruly Hair?!" Hey!
Don't be jealous. Not everyone can have perfect hair like me, especially not you.
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
[the girls laugh as they leave]
Mertle needs to be punished.
[Lilo and Stitch sneak into Mertle's backyard dressed as cat burglars]
[imitates radio static] Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Come in, Mutant Dog. Stitch! That's you!
When I say "Black Cat", you're supposed to answer "Mutant Dog". It's cat burglar code. Black Cat to...
[Clip escapes from Gantu by boarding a bus]
[growls with rage] Hairball! I am Gantu! Former captain of the Galactic Alliance! Conqueror of Paskimerus Militia! AND VAN GUARD COMMANDER OF BLACK OOL OPS! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!!!!
[pause as three little kids stare at him in fright]
I mean, I... missed my bus.
[the kids run away screaming; then it begins to rain]
[Pleakley puts a large rainbow Afro wig on Jumba]
This spectral diffraction style is very popular on Earth, particularly of amid followers of team sports. There! What do you think?
I look like large furry lollipop.
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba are talking to Mrs. Edmonds after startling her]
So you're not mad at us for scaring us like that?
Oh, no! Actually it was kinda exhilarating, in a frightening I-don't-know-what's-going-on sort of way.
I'm sorry about what happened to your hair.
Don't be sorry. I love it. If you ever find that little furball you're looking for, I'm going to thank it.
[after Mrs. Edmonds calls Jumba handsome, making him happy, his hair suddenly grows back]
Wow! That what I call a spontaneous something or other!
My hair! It has returned! I... HAVE... HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Inside voice, Uncle Jumba.
[Gantu dances in a hula concert; Hämsterviel calls]
Gantu?! What is going on?! Gantu?! What's that music?!
[Gantu throws his phone into a nearby punch bowl]
GAAAAAAANNNNTUUUUUUUUUUUh!!!!
