[Lilo goes through a shopping list while Stitch carries the groceries]
That's it: Eggs, bread, peanut butter... Didn't we buy this stuff two days ago?
[eats the whole grocery bag] Kinjiju ichay!
Oh, right. You ate everything.
[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
Stitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
[Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
[notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
[As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
Hmmm...
But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
I know everything about dog shows!
[a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
Stitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
[gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]
[Jumba and Pleakley agrees to take Lilo to Honolulu to enter in the dog show]
You promise to watch her?
As if she were precious treasure. Crossing my heart.
And I will make sure she brushes her teeth and wears her seatbelt and never talks to rangers!
Strangers!
No strangers? But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stran... [Nani glares at him angrily] Right! No strangers!
[Gantu gears up to capture another experiment]
6625
Hey, going out to capture a useless experiment, huh?
Useless, perhaps, but this one should be easy.
6625
Yeah, right, halibut head! That's what you said about the other two or three dozen!
Ah, but I have a new strategy: Since the little girl and the abomination always seem one step ahead of me, I'll simply follow them! [laughs but then hears thunder] Ah, thundershower! Hmm, maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment. He's in jail anyway. How would he find out if...
6625
[talking to Hämsterviel] That's exactly what he said, sir: "Maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment!" [Gantu angrily glares at 625] Don't forget your umbrella!
[after the gang land in Honolulu, courtesy of Pleakley's 28 credit cards]
At last, the big city.
[Stitch runs up to a view of Honolulu and laughs maniacally]
I know you always wanted to see a big city.
See big cities? 626 programmed to destroy big cities!
But he won't, because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show and show Mertle we're not riffraff! Right, Stitch?
[reluctantly] Mmm-hmm.
RRegistration Lady
Dog's name?
Stitch.
RRegistration Lady
And what exactly is your dog's breed, dear?
Blue-furred Extoplasmic Detection Dog. Ancient Egyptians used them to contact their mummy relatives in the underworld.
RRegistration Lady
I don't see any...
He's very rare. Probably the last of his breed. Only the top dog people really know about them.
[Lilo wakes up]
It's 6:30! We overslept! Stitch, wake up! [pulls out the blanket to see Stitch gone] Oh, no! He went out to destroy the city!
Ooh! I always wanted to witness that!
[they suddenly look behind them to see Stitch has actually left to grab some ice cubes]
Egata?
Oh, I thought... Never mind.
[Gantu captures Gigi]
My Gigi!
My experiment!
Your what?!
Experiment 007! Did not to recognize after so many grooming and watch ribbons!
Gigi... is an experiment?!
Sure! Very early project. Can lie down, sit, fetch, annoy neighbors with evil shrill bark.
[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley have returned home; Pleakley counts the beauty products he got from Honolulu]
Soaps, shampoos, bathrobe, love it! It's just like being there!
[appears with a ton of mail] All the mail is for you, Pleakley. Looks like it's all bills.
Bills? What are bills?
Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!
Owe? As in money? Nobody asked for any money. [looks at a bill] Oh, my goodness! Is that a balance due or an intergalactic zip code?! How can they do this to me?! I'm not even a citizen!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Lilo & Stitch: The Series pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.