[Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
NosyHey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
Stitch, leave that kid alone!
Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
Nosy
Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
Nosy
What are you, a greetin' card?
[Lilo unzips her bag]
Nosy
Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
Nosy
[pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]
Ah! 199! One of my favorites.
Says here he... "digs up dirt"?
Not to be taken literally. 199 is like spy, designed to get nose into everybody's business.
Nosy
[walks in holding a book] Look what I found!
My secret catalog of local vampires. I've been looking for that everywhere.
Nosy
Found it under 626's pillow!
[Lilo glares at Stitch, who then glares at Nosy]
[chuckles] You see? 199 is very nosy.
Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him?
Why else? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets. 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip, no?
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Nosy
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Nosy
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
[Stitch gives Nosy to Gantu to keep him out of the way during Mr. Jameson's visit]
Nosy
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu, the big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of.
Well, yes. I mean, no! I mean-- Who are you?!
Nosy
Experiment 199, at your service!
199?! I've been searching for you since your activation!
6625
Who is this guy? The big-nose experiment?
It's the snooping experiment! The foolish Earth girl and the trog gave it to me!
Nosy
You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them!
Really? Tel me everything you know about their experiment files.
Nosy
Who cares about the experiments? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer!
[Gantu, annoyed by Nosy's talking, sends him to Hämsterviel]
Tell me, you unattractive talking experiment with such a gigantic nose, what do Gantu and 625 say about me?
Nosy
Not much. They mostly just sit around making up names for you. Rat-face...
Nosy
Hämsterjerk...
Nosy
Geisterviel!
Nosy
If you want, I should repeat them?
NO!! I reject you and your huge nose! I'm sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! [teleports Nosy back to Gantu's ship]
6625
[notices Nosy] Hey! [throws his magazine at Gantu]
6625
The town gossip's back!
Nosy
Snagged rat-face's journal! It's gold!
Nosy
Did you know Hämsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? He also wears platform shoes to make him look threatening. [Gantu takes the journal] And his dental habits, don't get me started!
[whispers to 625] Get rid of him.
[While Lilo teaches Stitch from scratch, Pleakley gathers up Fibber, Bonnie, Clyde, Nosy, Slushy, Yaarp, Splodyhead, and Spike in the living room]
It looks like we're all here, so let's begin. Using my extensive Earth expertise, I've adapted Dr. Okra's theories into my very own seminar entitled "Evil Attitude Remodification and Wayward Anger Extraction." Or as I like to call it, E.A.R.W.A.X.! [Nosy groans] We'll begin with Level 1: Sharing. Fibber here will buzz if you don't tell the truth, so please speak openly and honestly. Does anyone have anything they like to share with the group? [the experiments all stare at him in boredom] Anybody?
Nosy
Well, I have something, but...
Oh, no, no! Please, go on, Nosy. You'll feel much better if you just get it off your chest.
Nosy
Okay! His antenna thingy, it isn't really green. [the experiments gasp in shock; Pleakley gives a shocked look on his face]
Nosy
Nope! He's going prematurely orange, but dyes it green at night so no one would notice!
[Fibber beeps loudly]
Nosy
And that's not all: he plucks his unibrow!
[clamps Nosy's mouth shut] That's enough! You're supposed to share things about yourself, not other people, especially me!
I'll share something about myself: I'm bored! I'm too smart for this stuff!
[Fibber beeps again; Bonnie tries to grab him, but Clyde grabs her with his mechanical arm]
Hey, Bonnie, if you're so smart, how come we ended up in the slammer?
Ah, can it, Clyde! It's your fault we got nabbed in the first place!
[Fibber beeps again; Clyde laughs while Bonnie angrily raves]
[A big fight occurs during Pleakley's E.A.R.W.A.X. session; Pleakley is enraged that nothing went according to plan]
THAT'S IT!! DR. OKRA SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HUGGING AND CRYING!! WE'RE GONNA HUG AND CRY!!!! [Spike turns towards Pleakley] Oh, boy. Me and my big mouth! [dashes away and comes back wearing a suit of armor, much to the dumbfounded expressions of the experiments] I don't think you're evil! I think you're special! You just need a big hug.
[Pleakley picks up Spike and hugs him, making him struggle for a moment before breaking down and sobbing; the other experiment shed tears and "aw" in response]
[tearfully] I'm sorry, Clyde.
I'm sorry, Bonnie. [they both hug; Slushy and Splodyhead do the same]
Nosy
I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry!
[Fibber beeps loudly and Nosy sobs]
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