[Gantu returns to his ship after failing to capture Experiment 254]
Well, where is my stink bomb?!
I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination...
Again?! You with your large stomping feet and shooting blaster can't get one experiment from a little girl?! Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME!!!
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Whoa! Hmm, well, there's no right answer there. I'd put it somewhere in the S's between "Shockingly lame" and "Stunningly lame".
Please. I'm having a meeting.
Stop it with the not paying attention to me! Now get that experiment before I come there and nibble your flabby knuckles, you blue-tinted, offspring of a fish!
[Mertle and the girls walk by as Lilo and Stitch refuel their buggy]
Hey, there's Lilo! Should we invite her too?
Weirdlo? No way. Why would we want her to come?
Hey, guys. Wanna see my new...
I didn't even say what it was yet.
Okay. If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever.
If you think bugs are cute, I bet whatever it is, it's ugly!
Yeah, well, you're wrong! He's even cuter than a potato...
[Mertle and the girls turn their attention to 254; they run up to his container to get a closer look]
Look at him! He is cuter than a potato!
Ahem! [the girls huddle up with Mertle and they whisper something to each other, and then turn to Lilo] You are formally invited to the FHGH tea party tomorrow.
Really? YAAAAY!! Um, what's that?
It's stands for "Future Hawaiian Girls of Hawaii". But you can only come if you bring him.
[Lilo and Stitch take 254 to their house]
Yes, 254 is designed to be irresistible.
[254 gives a record to Stitch; Stitch angrily grabs the record and places 254 on it and makes it spin on Lilo's record player]
Of course, other experiments are immune to his charms.
[picks up 254] Well, I think he's absolutely precious, not at all like the little monster.
[Stitch growls with rage]
[takes 254] Uh, is best not being attached. It may look harmless, but in reality, is a ticking stink bomb.
Stink bomb? This little guy?
Very soon, it will emit odor so noxious, will make 40 square mile area uninhabitable for decades! [laughs maniacally] But yes, is cute as garment fastener.
254 is programmed to start his stinking 42 hours after activation to allow to time to infiltrate target. Problem is we have no way of knowing when he was activated.
[Stitch angrily has 254 tied up]
Is the smell really that bad?
[chuckles] Trust me. He'll have you losing many lunches with disgusting stench!
[unties 254] Well, that's what I'm naming him: Mr. Stenchy! And I don't care how much he reeks. I'm keeping him.
[Stitch, shocked and angered by Lilo's words, screams into a pillow]
[Stitch pins down Gantu and aims his own laser gun at him]
One day, you'll fail to protect one of those experiments! And I will take it away forever!
SSStitch's Shoulder Devil
Ichiba!
SSStitch's Other Shoulder Devil
Ih! Ih! Keeba! [the both vanish]
[chuckles sinisterly] La-dee-da-dee! [tosses Gantu's gun] Oopsie!
[After Gantu explains to Lilo how Stitch locked Mr. Stenchy in the pantry...]
[to Stitch] You mean... You did?
But why? Were you jealous of Mr. Stenchy?
Ehh. (Translation: "Yes.")
Okay, I'll forgive you for locking Mr. Stenchy in the pantry if you forgive me for letting him hog all the love. I mean, jealousy stinks, but we're still friends.
[after a moment] [accepting] Okay.
