A character in Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Voiced by Chris Sanders
Lilo & Stitch: The Series · 382 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Lilo & Stitch: The Series: in 122 of its 382 quotes
Most scenes with: Lilo (111), Pleakley (32), Jumba (32)
[Stitch has been scared stiff after Experiment 300 turned into his worst fear: water; Lilo appears and the water drains into the ventilation shaft]
Stitch, what happened?
StitchHissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes! Hissing green eyes!
You're not scared, are you?
Stitch[pause] Naga!
Elena said something about hissing green eyes, too.
[Stitch shudders in fright]
[Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]
Lilo, what's going on here?
Halloween. Watch.
[One kid gets ready for candy and Spooky turns into his worst fear: a giant python]
Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!
StitchTaka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]
Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!
[to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.
[Stitch has been defeated by 627]
It was incredible! Like nothing we've seen! It was even tougher than Stitch!
StitchAketaba!
So, 626 thinks severe pounding was one-time-only fluke, eh? [chuckles]
Well, I don't. And which over experiment it is, we got to figure out how beat it.
I see you're searching Jumba's database of old experiments. I wonder if he has a file of more recent experiments, made as recently as, say, yesterday!
You mean like experiment made to poke people in eyeball?!
StitchHuh?
[Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley stare at Jumba suspiciously]
If creature you are looking for is as amazing as you say should be studied for science. [Pleakley points to Jumba while holding a screwdriver] Preserved in museum and... [notices Pleakley] Is one-eyed bigmouth trying to tell you something?
Something about you having a screw loose.
[grabs Pleakley] Ah, my silly friend! He is one with screw loose if he thinks I will let him tell you that I built 627! [stops as he realized what he just said; Lilo and Stitch gasp] Oh, I am very busted now!
627?! You... made... A 627?!?
Ha! Who's afraid of the finger now, big boy?! WHO'S AFRAID NOW?!
I-I-I confess! I confess. But now you see scientific achievement! You know that 627 is even better than 626.
[after Stitch defeated 627 through laughter, he serves the next Thanksgiving dinner]
I'm proud of you, Stitch, for being self-cool and humble.
StitchOh.
And I hope Jumba has learned his lesson about making those silly evil genius experiments. We oughta to make him do the dishes!
Yeah! Hey, where is Jumba?
[scene changes to Jumba in his ship, putting 627's pod back in his safe]
So much for Experiment 627. Perhaps I'll have better luck next time.
[places a pod marked 628 in his safe]
[Lilo and Stitch sneak into the attic to find where Nani hid there Christmas presents]
Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition. [Lilo opens a chest to find the presents] She's so predictable. This is where she hid them last year.
Stitch[reaches and grabs a present from the chest] Oooh. Present.
No! [takes the present] You can't open it! You never a open presents before Christmas! That's the rule. But... you can shake them to figure out what they are. [shakes the present] Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for. I tried making my own, but Mertle wouldn't hold still.
Stitch[grabs the whole stack of presents] Abataka!
No! You can't have all those!
StitchNo, no, no!
Christmas isn't just about getting presents! [Stitch puts the presents back] It's okay to like the presents. Just don't act like you like them. That's what I do.
[they suddenly hear Jumba and Pleakley singing Jingle Bells off-key]
Sounds like something's attacking Jumba and Pleakley.
[she suddenly notices Stitch hiding a present in his mouth; Lilo glares at him, and he spits it out and puts it back in the chest]
[gets ready to stomp on Lilo] I should have done this a long time ago!
Go ahead! You've already ruined Christmas for everyone!
I ruined Christmas?! You're the one who took the present I was planning to give to Hämsterviel!
You were going to give Hämsterviel a gift?
Well, yes. Isn't that what your Christmas holiday is all about? Giving presents.
Actually, you're right.
StitchIchalagu?
It's not about getting presents. It's about giving.
Santa? Do I get a present?
You?! A proto Earth form? Don't be ridiculous! Why would I-- [the girl gives him a sad look] No! That's not fair! Stop looking at me like that! Seize using your ocular orbs against sympathy! [sighs] This is an infectious holiday you have on this planet. Perhaps this is a present we could all enjoy. I can always find something else to send to Hämsterviel. [gives the present to the little girl]
[Lilo kicks Keoni out of the house after she finds out he really has a crush on Pleakley in his female disguise]
It's a world gone mad!
Lilo, it's called camouflage. He's supposed to think I'm an attractive Earth woman.
[chuckles] Someone found Pleakley attractive?
Not someone! KEONI!!! Poor guy must have ear bugs eating his brain.
Hmm, I fear it could be possibly something far in the way worse. Here, look your eyeballs on this. Is Experiment 323. It must have been activated, and is loose on island. One peck from its beak causes victim to fall head over feet in love with the very next person they see! [laughs maniacally but then falls off his chair] Lovesickness is very destructive. Can bring entire societies crashing to standstill.
Oh! So, Keoni just got pecked by your Hunkahunka Bird of Love experiment.
He is only thing could explain sensible tweenage boy having crush on one-eyed noodle like Pleakley.
Oh, and I suppose he couldn't have just fallen for my brilliant Earth female disguise.
I don't think so.
Impossible!
StitchNaga.
[Lilo is trying to ask Keoni to the dance]
So, Keoni, if you're going to the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe, it's accustomed to bring a date.
Yeah, I know. That's why I asked your Aunt Pleakley. She is such a hottie.
Stitch[drags the cooler containing Hunkahunka toward Lilo] Maka maka, sassa!
Not now, Stitch. I'm trying to get Keoni to ask me to the dance. [a rattle is heard from the cooler] Oh, you caught Hunkahunka! [picks up Hunkahunka] Perfect!
StitchNaga, naga!
Keoni, do I have something in my teeth?
Not that I can see. [Lilo puts Hunkahunka behind his neck, causing him to peck him and look straight at Lilo] I think I love you!
Attaboy, Stitch! Good thinking.
StitchAba tooka! [puts Hunkahunka back in the cooler] Cousin, home.
Oh, we can find the one true place he truly belongs later. Right now, Keoni and I are gonna spend some quality time together. Right, Keoni?
Whatever you say, Lilo.
[Stitch groans in frustation]
[Stitch returns home with Hunkahunka waiting in the cooler]
Ah, 626, good. Here you are. I have found antidote for lovesickness. Victim of 323 is affected by the proboscis injection in coordination with retinal stimuli. Therefore, a rehydration of optical nerves and surrounding sensory sensors will negate the effect.
Stitch[confused] Huh?
Spraying of water in face will cure lovesickness.
[Stitch zaps Hunkahunka and puts him in the doorprize drawing box outside the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe dance]
Stitch! Good thing you're here! Man, I never should have used Hunkahunka to peck Keoni. This fakey love is the worst! Did Jumba give you the antidote?
StitchIh!
Good. I need to get some to Keoni fast. Is it in here? [takes the box]
StitchNaga! Naga! [as soon as the box opens, Hunkahunka flees into the dance room] Doonga!
Oops. Well, how was I supposed to know? Why was it in a box?
[Gantu captures Hunkahunka and Stitch uses the fire alarm to break everybody out of their lovesickness]
So it was all an experiment's fault. I guess my attractive Earth woman's camouflage was a miserable failure after all.
Miss Pleakley? You look really nice tonight.
Uh-oh. Keoni must not have gotten wet.
Time to get over it, kiddo. [sprays water into Keoni's face]
Wow. You're beautiful and quirky.
I am? I am, aren't I?! Woo-hoo! My camouflage is beautiful after all!
Wow, Keoni had a real crush on Pleakley all along.
StitchOoh! Naga botifa!
[Jumba has converted the family buggy into a giant drilling machine so Lilo and Stitch can hunt down Richter underground]
Let's go, Stitch. Stitch!
[Stitch is playing around with his new orange ball]
[takes ball] 626, what are you playing with? Looks like citrus orb.
StitchOkata! [swipes the ball back]
He doesn't like people touching his orange ball. He's learning how to take care of things.
[Stitch sees Phantasmo (possessing Scrump) messing with Lilo's movies; he breaks free from the chains and begins attacking Scrump]
What's all the racket in there? That sounded like... Stitch?!
[as Lilo enters the room, Scrump goes into doll mode and Stitch spits it out]
StitchStitch not bad! Was scary dolly!
Scrump is very smart, Stitch. But she doesn't go around breaking plates and unscrewing videotapes.
[after Phantasmo finds his one true place as possessing Macki Macaw to entertain]
I owe you both an apology. I was wrong about you. Innocent until proven guilty. I'm old enough to know that. I'm sorry.
[whispers something into Stitch's ear] Okay, we'll forgive your behavior on one condition.
StitchNani buys games and pizza!
[chuckles] I guess that's fair.
[Lilo and Stitch are at a beauty salon]
Now, pay attention, Stitch. To fit in on Earth, you need to be obsessed with how you look. [gesturing to two men who are mud-bathing] People come from all over to soak in this mud. They wanna be like pigs. Go ahead.
[Stitch grabs a handful of mud and shoves into his mouth, and then spits out on Lilo; Lilo then tries to throw the mud at Stitch, causing a large mud fight that messes up the entire beauty salon]
[comes through the door] Stop right there! Oh, just look at this mess!
Yeah, you really need to sweep all that hair.
Not the hair! THE MUD!!
[Lilo hangs her head sadly; Stitch, however, looks at the owner angrily]
StitchAgata! [throws mud at the owner]
[Lilo and Stitch then run out of the salon]
And stay out!
LiloDaveigh Chase · 234 quotes
PleakleyKevin McDonald · 109 quotes
JumbaDavid Ogden Stiers · 99 quotes
GantuKevin Michael Richardson · 86 quotes
NaniTia Carrere · 58 quotes
MertleLiliana Mumy · 33 quotes
Hämsterviel30 quotes
TeresaKali Whitehurst · 17 quotes
YukiLili Ishida · 16 quotes
ElenaJillian Henry · 15 quotes
MosesKunewa Mook · 11 quotes
NosyBobcat Goldthwait · 8 quotes
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