C Computer
Warning. Experiment 383 activated.
An experiment is waiting for you and your bumbling fish mitts don't grab it for me! [notices Gantu watching TV] GANTU!
[sighs] Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel, I'll get right on it, in just a minute.
Not in just a minute! Now, you lazy squid thing! NOW!
But it's a marathon of Look at This!
6 625
It's chowder chop's favorite show.
Well, my favorite show is watching your fishy butt get hit by the door on your way out to CATCH MY EXPERIMENT!!!
[sighs] Yes, sir. [to 625] Record it for me?
6 625
Well, I could do that, but I'm thinking the Sandwich Channel.
[Gantu growls in frustation as he leaves]
[Pleakley is practicing a juggling routine for Look At This!]
Let's see. Maracas, bowling ball, precious family heirloom, that's good, and here we go! [begins juggling with the maracas, the bowling ball, and a priceless lamp] Yes! Yes!
[the bowling ball lands on Pleakley's foot and the maracas hit him on the head; Stitch grabs the lamp before it could break]
Why are smashing your feet?
Haven't you heard? Look At This! is coming to Kauai! I intend to demonstrate the mastery of Earth-style juggling. [moves the bowling ball off his foot]
Not you too! You sound just like Mertle. She thinks Look At This! is all that!
Well, Mertle sounds like a small Earth female with exquisite taste! [Stitch begins playing with his maraca] Unhand my maraca, you monster! Figure out your own audition!
Don't worry. I'd feed myself to the sharks before I let Stitch go on that show.
Just the same! The juggling routine is mine!
[Lilo has been hypnotized by Swirly to be like Mertle, who happens to love Look at This! while Stitch is also hypnotized by him to love the show]
Okay, first the left hip, and.... [notices Lilo, who has the same hairstyle and glasses as her] AHH! What are you doing here, Lilo?!
I'm not going to let you ruin our big TV debut with your boring old dance moves, Mer-Tle!
[dashes to the TV with a pillow and popcorn] Eeka toola!
I thought you hated Look At This!
As if! You gotta love it!
[Gantu has been hypnotized by Swirly; 625 then tells him to obey the first suggestion after hypnosis]
6 625
Have a peanut butter sandwich. Wait, wait, make that a peanut butter and sardine sandwich!
[shoves the sandwich into his mouth] Delicious!
6 625
[chuckles] Now, hop on one foot and say "blah-blah-blah".
Blah-blah-blah! [begins hopping around the ship] Blah-blah-blah!
What is the meaning of the silly hopping with the mouth filled with fancy-pancy nonsense?!
6 625
It's cool, Doc. Check this out. Hey, twinkle-toes, dance like a ballerina and tell Dr. Hämsterviel you're a big blubberhead.
I'm a big blubberhead. [makes a goofy face and begins dancing like a ballerina]
[laughs] The large fishy one has succumbed to the powers of Experiment 383! I remember him. Big fun at parties. Gantu, stick out your tongue and make raspberry-like spitting noises!
6 625
And balance yourself on a rolling pin!
While juggling your sandwich-making thing stuff!
6 625
With a cake on your head!
[Gantu does exactly what he is told; 625 and Hämsterviel crack up laughing]
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