DDriver
I tell you, bra, I'm giving you the kind deal. They don't 'em like this no more.
MMan
Hmm. You sure the body's in ok shape?
DDriver
You kiddin'? All-metal body, chrome trim. No plastic junk like today.
[As the driver washes his car, Experiment 586's pod gets wet and activated]
WWoman
'Cause you know, we got a rust problem in Hawaii. This island air eats cars like nothing else in the universe. [Experiment 586 starts eating the car, leaving only the rubber tires] Except maybe him.
[Experiment 586 grows a little bigger, roars, and runs away, laughing]
MMan
Sorry, bra. Deal's off.
6625
Hey, Gantu, ever thought about growing a goatee?
6625
I'm serious. Because with your bone structure, it would look very spiffy.
6625
Sure. May I? [grabs a pencil and draws a mustache and goatee on Gantu's face] There. See? [holds up a mirror]
6625
What? I think it looks nice. Helps disguise a few of those chins! [laughs]
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 586 activated.
"Primary function: metal consumption. Experiment grows exponentially larger with everything it eats."
[Mertle and the girls are calling for a radio contest to win tickets to an Elizabethan festival]
HHost
Congratulations, Caller 12!
[the girls turn to see that Lilo was the lucky caller via payphone]
HHost
Yes! You and a group of your closest friends and adult guardians are going to the Elizabethan festival!
I won the contest for you. Now we can all go to the festival.
Nu-uh! We have somewhere better to be. Right, girls?
According to their homepage, the festival is way cool!
Plus, we're sick of playing dolls!
Fine, if you wanna go with the freak, then go! I'm staying here!
[pause]
YTYuki, Teresa, and Elena
Okay! [they leave with Lilo and Stitch]
[Pleakley is getting his costume ready for the festival]
I'm so excited! My first festival dedicated to primitive Earth history! Are you dressed yet?
[dressed as King Henry VIII] Dressed, yes. Happy, no!
Cheer up. Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded!
I am liking this Henry person! [laughs]
[Stitch, angered that he's not allowed to go to the festival, sees Mertle and pounces on her]
What's the matter? Upset that your friend dumped you?
[releases Mertle] Amagata!
Face it. You know she'd trade up someday.
[Since Lilo is too busy with the girls, Stitch reluctantly takes Mertle to find Experiment 586, who has grown huge due to all the metal it has eaten]
We're not here because of that thing, are we?
I don't like this anymore. Take me home!
[Stitch leaps out of the buggy]
[Stitch throws a mailbox into 586's face, but it does not hurt it]
[586 kicks Stitch to the hood of the buggy]
I'm never gonna get home with you in charge!
[Tank rampages through the festival, with Gantu's ship in hot pursuit]
I say we hide in the blacksmith's!
No, the dueling buckets booth!
We don't hide. That ship is trying to catch the experiment, but we have to beat him to it!
'Cause we're the good guys, and the good guys don't chicken out just 'cause the bad guy has a gigantic spaceship with advanced alien technology.
Mertle was right: You really are weird.
YTYuki and Teresa
YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
[Gantu holds Stitch and Mertle hostage after accidentally capturing them]
6625
I swear something's different about you. No shoes? Wait, I got it! Perm and red highlights!
Hey, that was pretty funny what you did that tubby guy. You know, the face.
6625
Really? You think so?
Oh, yeah! I know how be mean to people. What you did, it was special.
6625
I'm glad you said that, 'cause I was afraid I wasn't pushing the envelope. Y'know? Thinking outside the box.
6625
Hey, I got a prank I'm working on right now. You wanna take a look? I mean, if you got time.
6625
[chuckles] Oh, right. It's in the other room. [presses a button, releasing Mertle] I call it "Ants in Gantu's Pants". That's figurative, by the way...
[Mertle grabs 625 and traps him in her own containment chamber]
That was so easy, it was sad. [releases Stitch] Come on. Let's get outta here.
[Gantu departs with Tank. Stitch prepares to go after them.]
[calls out to Stitch before he can go after Gantu and Tank, prompting Stitch to turn to her] [to Stitch] Wait! Stitch, it's okay. I let the experiment go.
I'd rather lose that experiment than lose my best friend. Stitch... I'm really sorry I didn't treat you right. I got carried away 'cause I wanted the girls to like me... but that's no excuse for neglecting you.
[embraces Lilo] [accepting] It's okay.
[Lilo apologizes to Stitch for not treating him right and Stitch accepts her apology and forgives her; Mertle watches the whole thing from a pole]
[slides down] My friends! You've come back!
Here's the thing: we tried going with Lilo, and didn't exactly work out. So...
We were thinking of going back to you, but only if we do something besides play dolls all the time.
Oh, really? And what makes you think I would even take you back? I had a lot of fun without you. I chased a monster, then I got sucked into a gigantic spaceship, then...
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Yeah! Being alone has made her weird.
Uh, just kidding! So, let's just be friends again. [the three girls continue glaring at Mertle; defeated] And play less dolls.
