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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 17

“Elastico (Experiment 345)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Elastico (Experiment 345)” · Season 1, Episode 17

In this episode: Stitch (5), Lilo (3), Ringmaster (3), Gantu (2), Mertle (1), Hämsterviel (1), Teresa (1), Yuki (1)

[Stitch waits for Lilo outside her hula class]

Last rehearsal is tomorrow morning. Everybody practice tonight.

I don't need to practice. My hula story is already perfect. I call it "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds." I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me. What's yours about this year, Weirdlo? Zombies again? [she and the other girls laugh; Stitch growls angrily at Mertle, but Lilo calms him down]

Not zombies, mummies! Big difference. But no, I have created an all new hula dance.

Let me guess: It's about something gross?

It's about a squid!

Mmm-hmm. Gross! We'll be sure to miss it.

YTYuki, Teresa and Elena

YYEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!

[as the hula girls laugh; Lilo and Stitch storm back home]

I'm gonna practice, alright. Until I'm better than perfect.

Yeah! Ih!

[625 is making sandwiches while using pages of newspaper as sandwich wrappers]

6625

Aloha Oe... Salami and rye... [humming]

625, have you seen the entertainment section?

6625

Uh... no?

[grabs the entertainment section] How many times have I told you not to use the papers as sandwich wrappers?! [looks at the Great Elastico ad] Hey... That looks like... An experiment!

6625

Yeah, it's the clownish experiment how delights everyone with his comic antics.

How would you know?!

6625

Duh! You're computer announced that experiment's activation like 2 weeks ago. "Primary function: Distraction of hostile forces." Alright?

You couldn't jot down a message?! Well, I guess I'm going to the circus!

6625

Great. Have some cotton candy for me, would ya? Oh, listen, can I have my wrapper back?

[after Lilo scolds Stitch for distracting her during practice, Stitch sneaks into the circus to get a closer look at his cousin Elastico; the ringmaster admires Stitch's agility and indestructibility while trying to capture Elastico and pulls Stitch into the center ring]

Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear it for our surprise circus guest: the Marvelous, the Magnificent, ehh....

Uh, Stitch?

Oh, no, no, no! This will never do! You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Incredible Indestructerado!

Wow! [takes a bow]

[after Gantu captures Elastico, the circus ringmaster decides to use Stitch as his replacement]

Amigos, I like to present to you our newest sensation: The Incredible Indestructerado!

H-h-hiiiii.

TTTiger Tamer

He is no Elastico!

[a tiger roars at Stitch, but Stitch frightens it with a louder roar]

WWolfman

He looks so weird.

RCRussian Contortionist

Da, Wolfman! He is very odd-looking creature. He fits right in, no?

[Gus the Clown honks his horn a few times]

AAcrobat

That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado."

[Stitch smiles happily]

[Gantu thinks he has transported Elastico to Hämsterviel, but Elastico escaped the transporter without him knowing]

Gantu! Sleeping on the job?

No, sir!

You think you're so funny with your pranky little pranks!

Uh, pranks, sir?

[lifts up an empty shackle] Sending me nothing but shackles?! WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?!?

[Gantu is shocked and embarrassed]

[Stitch gets ready for the grand finale before he leaves Kauai until Lilo comes in backstage]

Stitch? Is that you?

Lilo? [suddenly remembers how she treated him and pouts]

I know you're mad at me, 'cause I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you. You aren't really going to Vegas, are you? You'll never see your ohana again.

Circus means family, and family means "Stitch does not get left behind"!

I never meant to leave you behind.

[Lilo and Stitch have defeated Gantu with help from Elastico and the circus group]

[picks up Lilo's broken seashell necklace] Uh, isa brokuba.

It's okay. I can always make another one.

Yeah?

I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance. Being there for you and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.

Well, Indestructerado, we must leave for Las Vegas. It is time to say your goodbyes.

Ah, oh, um...

Unless you have reconsidered joining our family.

But... contract.

Ah, yes. You signed the contract. [produces the contract from his hand] This contract was written in the name of Indestructerado, but you signed the name... Stitch. Oh, this contract is numb and void! [the contract disappears] Que payna! Go, be with your real family. [he and Elastico hug Stitch]

Goodbye. [he and Lilo leaves]

WWolfman

We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.

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