Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 20
[Lilo, Stitch and the hula girls are visiting the planetarium]
WOW!
We're up so high, I bet we're in space already.
This is almost as cool as the real outer space.
Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo.
Real astronauts have spacesuits. You don't got a spacesuit.
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!
The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo!
But it's true! Me and Stitch-- [realizes Stitch is gone] Stitch? [Stitch is swinging on a planet model] Stitch!
[Lilo and Stitch learn from eavesdropping on Cobra Bubbles that an asteroid is going to smash into Earth; Lilo sends flyers to everyone to evacuate via Jumba's ship while Stitch informs his cousins; unfortunately, none of humans believe them and don't come]
They're probably all just having trouble parking.
Ih! Hamcha!
[looks up in the night sky] I hope our new planet has this many stars, and I hope it has a beach with perfect waves, and friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. [sighs] Sure would be better if we could just stay home. They're not coming, are they.
Naga.
Well, at least your cousins showed. How many are in there?
[counts the experiments on the ship] Kicha!
Only six? No one believes us.
[Stitch gets an idea to get Digger and Richter to go on the asteroid and destroy it, saving Earth]
Crazy idea.
So crazy that it might actually work, right?
No. Just crazy.
Lilo, what's going on here?
I told you. There's an asteroid heading towards Earth. We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead.
Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this. Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo!
Yo, dudes! Hey, sorry I'm late. Just stopped for a pepperoni slice. [walks into Jumba's ship]
See? It's true! Ask Cobra Bubbles. He knows!
Okay! I'll call him. Nobody makes one single move until I get back! [leaves]
Let's go.
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba run into the ship]
[as Jumba's ship heads towards the asteroid, Stitch's cousins begin to cause havoc; Sparky zaps Hammerface in the rear end, Digger digs into his seat, Kixx kicks the back of Spooky's seat, and Spooky retaliates by frightening him with a scary face]
They seem a little restless.
You said there'd be peanuts!
They need peanuts, and sodas, and swizzle sticks.
Uh-uh! I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters! You go!
But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit.
[scene changes to Pleakley in the stewardess outfit pushing a cart of consessions]
Soda! Peanuts! [Kixx reaches his hand to grab a soda, but Pleakley slaps him] Don't be grabby! There's enough for everyone!
[Kixx, impatient, spins wildy, knocking Pleakley out, and he grabs a bag of peanuts]
[Lilo learns that the asteroid is home to a small crabby alien]
We can't blow up this asteroid!
Excusing me?! But is your idea!
This is that crabby guy's home, and he loves it. Just like we love the Earth. We can't destroy it.
Can't destroy Earth, can't destroy asteroid... Wait... HA! I am more genius! I am having a theory. If Jumba designed hyperdrive to move ship millions of miles to Kweltiquan, it can perhaps move asteroid off course with Earth.
You mean, we can save Earth and the asteroid? [Jumba winks at her] Way to go, Jumba! You're hardly evil at all!
But... if we put the hyperdrive on the asteroid, we won't be able to cross the vast distances involved in interstellar travel. You and I might never be able to return to our home planets!
We have home planet, with little girl, and bigger girl, on Earth.
Okay, you got me... you big jerk!
[after the gang succeed in moving the asteroid off course by inserting the hyperdrive in it, they return home]
I speak not only for myself, but for everyone on Earth when I say thank you for saving our collective posterior.
So... Where's the plaque? The commendation from the president? The key to the Earth?
The government prefers to take the stance that the threat of annihilation never actually existed. But I did manage to swing this. [hands Lilo a document]
"This document officially states that Lilo and Stitch are honorary agents in the Earth Defense Agency, Under 12 and Illegal Experiment division." Cool! I bet not even Elvis got one of these.
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