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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 2, Episode 1

Moses, Mertle and others in “Spike (Experiment 319)”

Moses

Good work, today, class. But before you go, I have a reminder: Tomorrow is the Ohana-rama Trivia Championship. And this year, we have an outstanding grand prize. [hands fliers to Lilo and the hula girls]

Mertle

Oh, goody. I get a prize!

Lilo

And what makes you think your family's gonna win, Mertle?

Mertle

Because we always win.

Moses

It's a brand new computer! [the girls squeal in delight] So brush up on your trivia!

Lilo

But you already have a computer!

Mertle

Three, actually. That's why I'm a child progidy.

Teresa

I bet Lilo's not smart enough to even have a computer.

Lilo

I have advanced alien technology computers. And then there's my dog. He knows molecular physics!

[Stitch dashes away and back, showing his model of DNA strand made of bamboo shoots and coconuts]

Stitch

Bark, bark!

Mertle

I always knew you were dense, Lilo, but I didn't know you could be outsmarted by a dog.

Yuki, Teresa, and Elena

YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Mertle

But I know one thing for sure: If your family is half as thick as you are, you don't stand a chance at the Ohana-Rama.

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