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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 5

“Holio (Experiment 606)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Holio (Experiment 606)” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Lilo (7), Pleakley (3), Jumba (3), Stitch (2), Teresa (2), Nani (1), Mertle (1), Yuki (1)

Stupid ball.

KOfficer Kahiko

It's only Lilo and her dog.

LLeilani

[annoyed] Ugh! Lilo again?! You should do something about that kalohe.

KOfficer Kahiko

Like, put her in the big house?

LLeilani

Would do her some good. That dog, too!

Excuse me! Hi. I'm looking for something for my daughter. It's her birthday tomorrow.

LLeilani

How 'bout this? [holds out a gold bracelet] I just made it yesterday, one of my best. [unaware with Experiment 606's pod on it as a charm]

Oh, it's perfect!

KOfficer Kahiko

How's it, Lilo?

Oh, Officer Kahiko. I know the drill: I have the right to remain silent. Whatever I say...

KOfficer Kahiko

Very funny. [notices Lilo's football made of seaweed] What you got there?

Football. We're on a budget.

KOfficer Kahiko

Lilo, I know you were just playing, but your dog wrecked Leilani's jewelry table. Auntie's on a fixed income. She don't need you causing trouble. Does your sister know you're here?

Uh, no. But I'll tell her when I get home, okay?

KOfficer Kahiko

No worries. I got her on speed dial. [pulls out his phone]

[Pleakley is doing yoga]

What are you doing?

Yoga, an ancient Earth discipline that's wonderful exercise for both body and mind. You should try it instead of stuffing yourself with all that flesh-based food.

Hey, I am liking flesh-based food!

Suit yourself. But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.

Everybody, I have an announcement to make. [clears throat] Ahem. Tomorrow is the most important day of the year: my birthday! I'm having a super special birthday party! [gives out birthday invitations only to Yuki, Teresa, and Elena] Oh, look. No more invitations.

Well, that's okay. I wouldn't wanna come to your party anyway. Not with... that thing out there!

What thing?

You mean to tell me that you've never heard of the... um... [notices a gecko] Geckoliki?

No!

Uh-uh!

What is it?

It's an ugly horrible creature, whose soul purpose is to devour birthday cake and partygoers with its bloody fangs!

That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! And just for that, you're even more not invited now! Come on, girls! [she and the other girls leave]

Alright, but you'll be sorry! The Geckoliki is hungry for blood! AND FROSTING!!

As soon as I put on this costume, it's hello, Geckoliki, and goodbye party. Now hold still, ok? [Stitch gets under her as they dress up as the Geckoliki; spookily] Ooh! I am the Geckoliki! Surrender now or face my slimy wrath!

The Geckoliki!

[Mertle and her friends scream in terror and run for it]

[peeks through the fence hole and spots a plate of coconut cupcakes on the table] Ooh! Coconut cupcake! [bursts through the fence]

Stitch, no! [falls off of Stitch and lands in the pool]

[The girls watch from the bushes, seeing Stitch scarfing down the cupcakes, still in the Geckoliki costume]

The Geckoliki is after our blood! And frosting!

[After Nani bring Lilo and Stitch both back home from "crashing" Mertle's birthday party]

I'm telling you, there's an experiment pod on Mertle Edmonds' new bracelet that she got for her birthday.

Did you see number?

That's what I was trying to do when Mrs. Edmonds dragged me off Mertle.

[Pleakley can be heard chanting before Nani and Jumba see him with his body twisted]

Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings. I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.

Pleakley, are you alright?

Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible. Really, truly. It's so amazing. Yes, at first I was in excruciating pain, but it was all part of the process. Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.

You have got to be kidding me! [grabs Pleakley and stretches his legs] Pain is only illusion! Ha!

[Stitch goes into the pet shop, alone, disguised as a bunny, to see the number on the experiment pod on Mertle's bracelet as she and her friends enter while Lilo hides in the backseat of a police car to try and stay out of trouble]

[through walkie-talkie] Experiment 606.

[opens up Jumba's computer and searches up Experiment 606; horrified] Oh, no. [on walkie-talkie] Stitch. Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 is a black hole that will suck in the whole world!

[shouting out to Mertle in warning about not getting the experiment pod wet as Nani drags her away] Don't get it wet! It'll destroy everything!

[Pleakley is still doing yoga while Jumba is eating a pastrami sandwich]

Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.

And I am trying to become one with pastrami sandwich!

Mertle Edmonds has activated Experiment 606!

Oh, whee! I was hoping she would try!

Now, it's gonna suck the whole universe to a big black hole!

You say, "black hole"?

Yep.

[suddenly panics] THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT LIKE THAT!! To think, the universe is ending, and all I was worried about was eternal wisdom?! If this is my last day on Earth, I'm eating pastrami! [grabs Jumba's sandwich and eats it]

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