Nani quotes from Lilo &amp; Stitch: The Series

[hearing the crashing sound] What is that?

Nani

Lilo, no! Have you gone lolo?! Lilo! [screams in horror as "Cobra" morphs back into Experiment 300] Who… what is that?!

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

Experiment 300! But I'm calling him, Spooky!

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[Lilo, Stitch and Spooky are giving treats to trick-or-treaters]

Nani

Lilo, what's going on here?

Halloween. Watch.

[One kid gets ready for candy and Spooky turns into his worst fear: a giant python]

KKid

Ah-ha-ha! I hate snakes!

Taka! [gives the kid a handful of candy]

KKid

Man, this is the coolest house in the whole neighborhood!

S1 Spooky (Experiment 300) [1.06: Halloween Special]

[to Spooky] Yeah, I'll know you around Haunted House, where you will fit in just fine.

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Hey, Lilo, is your sister home?

Yeah, but I don't think she's feeling well. She said something about having a big zit.

Nani

LILO!! [dashes to the front door] No! I'm fine.

Well, what were you popping when... [Nani covers her mouth until she licks her]

Nani

Ugh! [chuckles nervously] What a darling.

S1 E1 Richter (Experiment 513)

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[Lilo, Stitch and the family are enjoying dinner at Macki Macaw's; the animatronic Macki, however, flames up and falls off the perch]

Primitive Earth entertainment technology. Very entertaining.

Especially when he entertains by catching on fire. Fascinating.

[Stitch gets his glass ready as Pleakley pours soda to the group]

Wait your turn, Stitch. Macki may be combustibally challenged, but I love this place. It's homey. Why don't we come here more often?

[Stitch, patience run out after Pleakley does not pour him any soda, leaps onto the table, chugs the whole pitcher of soda down, and belches loudly]

Nani

That's why.

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Nani

Lilo, have you finished giving him a bath?

[Stitch dashes out of the bathroom wearing an inner tube; Lilo begins chasing Stitch around the house; Stitch tries to squeeze through the doggy door, but can't due to his inner tube]

You know how he is about water. I almost had him lulled into a false sense of security, but then you said the b-word. Never say the b-word!

Nani

You mean.... "BATH?"

[Stitch finally escapes leaving Lilo stuck in the inner tube]

Why do you torment me?

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Nani

So I hear there's an experiment out there that takes over inanimate objects?

Yep, makes it look like other innocent experiments did bad stuff when they didn't do anything wrong at all.

Nani

Okay, I get it. My bad.

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[after Phantasmo finds his one true place as possessing Macki Macaw to entertain]

Nani

I owe you both an apology. I was wrong about you. Innocent until proven guilty. I'm old enough to know that. I'm sorry.

[whispers something into Stitch's ear] Okay, we'll forgive your behavior on one condition.

Nani buys games and pizza!

Nani

[chuckles] I guess that's fair.

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[After Nani bring Lilo and Stitch both back home from "crashing" Mertle's birthday party]

I'm telling you, there's an experiment pod on Mertle Edmonds' new bracelet that she got for her birthday.

Did you see number?

That's what I was trying to do when Mrs. Edmonds dragged me off Mertle.

[Pleakley can be heard chanting before Nani and Jumba see him with his body twisted]

Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings. I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.

Nani

Pleakley, are you alright?

Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible. Really, truly. It's so amazing. Yes, at first I was in excruciating pain, but it was all part of the process. Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.

You have got to be kidding me! [grabs Pleakley and stretches his legs] Pain is only illusion! Ha!

S1 E5 Holio (Experiment 606)

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[David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]

Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.

Nani

But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!

Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.

[scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]

See? Instant vacation!

Come on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]

Nani

Are you sure this is okay?

Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.

Nani

You what?!

Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]

Mr. Jameson

Hello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?

Uh, yeah!

Mr. Jameson

And what's your room number?

Nani

257!

319!

[they both look at each other]

257!

Nani

319! Uh, 257!

Mr. Jameson

Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!

[chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.

S1 E7 Cannonball (Experiment 520)

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[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]

Nani

Where's Lilo? Is she here?

No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!

[Lilo and Stitch arrive]

Nani

Lilo! Are you alright?

I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!

Nani

My car? Are you lolo?!

Stitch could drive!

Nani

He doesn't have a license!

[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!

Nani

Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!

But there's an experiment loose!

Nani

It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.

But--

Nani

I'll be home after work! [leaves]

Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?

Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!

Nani

Hey!

Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!

It keeps trying to get to the ocean.

That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?

Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!

S1 E7 Cannonball (Experiment 520)

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[Jumba and Pleakley agrees to take Lilo to Honolulu to enter in the dog show]

Nani

You promise to watch her?

As if she were precious treasure. Crossing my heart.

And I will make sure she brushes her teeth and wears her seatbelt and never talks to rangers!

Nani

Strangers!

No strangers? But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stran... [Nani glares at him angrily] Right! No strangers!

S1 E8 Yapper (Experiment 007 a.k.a. Gigi)

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[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley have returned home; Pleakley counts the beauty products he got from Honolulu]

Soaps, shampoos, bathrobe, love it! It's just like being there!

Nani

[appears with a ton of mail] All the mail is for you, Pleakley. Looks like it's all bills.

Bills? What are bills?

Nani

Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!

Owe? As in money? Nobody asked for any money. [looks at a bill] Oh, my goodness! Is that a balance due or an intergalactic zip code?! How can they do this to me?! I'm not even a citizen!

S1 E8 Yapper (Experiment 007 a.k.a. Gigi)

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[Lilo and Stitch lost an experiment pod to a seagull who flew off to Ni'ihau; Lilo and Stitch ride around the rental hunt on their tricycle]

Aloha, Nani! Going to Ni'ihau! Bye!

Nani

Lilo!

[whispers to herself] Almost made it.

Nani

You are not crossing 15 miles of open ocean alone.

But I'll have Stitch with me.

Nani

Stitch sinks, remember?

Then why don't you come?

Nani

I can't. I told David I'd help out at the resort luau, setting tables and lighting tiki torches.

But this is an epic showdown. You see, although I believe all creatures have some good in them, Stitch thinks Gantu is pure evil. So, he really wants to get this experiment pod we're after.

Ih! [pedals hardly on the trike]

No, Stitch! Wait!

[pedals so hard that part of the trike becomes buried in sand] Spabata!

Nani

[sighs] Alright. You can go, but house rules apply.