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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 29

“Shortstuff (Experiment 297)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Shortstuff (Experiment 297)” · Season 1, Episode 29

In this episode: Lilo (4), Pleakley (3), Stitch (2), Gantu (2), Jumba (1), Mertle (1), Yuki (1)

[Lilo and Stitch go to the carnival; Gantu and 625 are also at the carnival; Gantu is failing at the ring toss game]

Stupid ring toss game! Must be rigged to prevent my winningǃ

6625

I didn't have a problem. [holding up his stuffed elephant] And I finally have something interesting to talk to. Ain't that right, Mr. Puffles? [hugs the elephant]

[throws and misses a bottle again] Oh, poo! Why did we come to this primitive Earth recreation area anyway?

6625

Hey, to see that! [runs towards the World's Largest Sandwich display] A sandwich to end all sandwiches! The world record-holder in loaf size, meat density, and mayo per square inch! Oh, I gotta taste!

[grabs 625] Stop it! We're trying to blend in on this planet!

6625

Just one bite! ONE BITE!

Even your big mouth couldn't bite that monstrosity!

6625

I'm willing to die trying!

[Lilo and Stitch are trying to find a device in order to make Stitch bigger so he could be tall enough to go on the rides; Pleakley comes in after baking a pineapple shortcake]

What are you two doing?

Stitch wants Jumba's help.

He's off-planet, doing his community service. He's a convicted evil genius, you know! But maybe I can help.

See... Stitch is looking for evil genius help, not Pleakley help.

Hey! I can do more than cook and clean, you know! I was trained in Galactic Alliance Community College! I would make a perfectly acceptable substitute evil genius.

Well... okay. Stitch thinks he needs to be bigger. I think he's wrong, but...

Hmm... A little conundrum of molecular resizefication, eh?

[while Lilo and Pleakley try to shrink Stitch back to normal size, Shortstuff comes in and sabotages the size ray, making him grow to a humongous size and terrorize Kokaua Town]

Okay, we gotta get everyone back to normal size.

But we can't possibly shrink 297 now! We need an extension cord of impossible length! Oh, how will we stop that monstrosity?! How, I ask?!

[holds out the size ray] Meega bigger!

Hmm.... fight bigger with bigger, eh? So, instead of one giant monster, we'll have two. [Stitch nods in agreement] It's so crazy, it just might work! [aims the ray at Stitch to make him bigger.]

[Stitch and Shortstuff, now gigantic size, get ready to fight each other]

These big monster battles never turn out well.

[Jumba returns and shrinks Stitch to his normal size to fight Shortstuff]

I know I could use some practice, but if you need a substitute evil genius again, I...

Oh, no! You are like 626, best made for one true purpose.

You mean being a high-ranking official in the Galactic Alliance?

No, I mean disguising self like ugly Earth female! [laughs] "Official!"

Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.

He's not tiny. He's just right.

Perfecto!

That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!

RORide Operator

OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.

[Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]

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