[Lilo gives her presentation on her idea to improve the hula school; Stitch pantomimes while she does this]
Ahem. Aliens are not folktales. They are real! And they can be deadly. Aliens are very sneaky. They can be 20 feet tall and look like a whale. [Stitch bends his ears to look like Gantu] Or they can disguise themselves as your very own uncle. [Stitch imitates Jumba's laugh] Or your very own aunt. [Stitch waves his arms wildly like Pleakley] They shoot laser beams and they can even rampage through a city. [Stitch rampages through a city made of fruit] Destroying everything in sight. They can strike anywhere at anytime. Including.... HERE!!
The Kia Luhale is a happy place. [Stitch holds up Scrump] But only because we are blissfully ignorant of the alien scourge that threatens to enslave all of humanity. [Stitch throws Scrump on the ground and chews on her] Ending us to its twisting will, and making us eat limes!
Lilo! What is your idea to improve Kia Luhale?
I think we need to install an alien invasion alarm, for the good of all humankind.
Oh, and any friendly aliens who may or may not be living here disguised as my dog. [she and Stitch take a bow]
[Stitch was knocked into a big bookshelf after being hit by 613's sonic blasts]
Let's go, Stitch! They're getting away! [Stitch is deaf from the blast and can't hear Lilo] What's wrong, Stitch?
[loudly] CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
[Jumba inspects Stitch's ears]
This is work of Experiment 613. Was first attempt to wreak havoc with high-decibel sonic disturbance, resonate compression, and osculating vibrational distortion. Simple to say, he makes loud noises.
Sonic blast can shatter windows, flatten buildings, and cause acute loss of hearing.
[puts a conch shell in Stitch's ear] ACUTE LOSS OF HEARING!!
Jumba, there's nothing cute about hearing loss.
Is correct. Fortunately, in 626's case, is only temporary.
Good! We can catch 613 and still be home in time to write that letter to the mayor before dinner. Come on, Stitch.
No, no, no! 626's super hearing makes him super sensitive to super sonic attack. He cannot be going.
Can't you make him something like those earmuffs Gantu was wearing?
Of course! Can have ready by next Tuesday.
Monday is federal holiday.
[Pleakley is sent to capture Yaarp with a vacuum since he has no ears]
Trigger to fire. Backup for safety. [a flash of light startles him] WHOOOAAAAH!!! [blindly sucks up a couple's clothes]
Can we please have our clothes back?
Oh. Congratulations! [shoots the clothes back to the couple]
[Gantu captures Stitch and agrees to set him free in exchange for Yaarp; Lilo meets Gantu in the natural history museum]
Big dummy. [opens up the cage, releasing Yaarp]
[puts on his earmuffs] Foolish Earth forms! Why haven't you soundproofed him?!
Because we're plotting to rescue Stitch.
'CAUSE WE'VE TRAINED HIM TO OBEY HIS MASTER!
Ah, well, I suppose that will save Hämsterviel the trouble. Now hand him over.
[Gantu pulls Stitch from his armpit]
[coughs] Spubata! Ranka patookie!
[Yaarp comes to Gantu; Gantu kicks Stitch toward Lilo]
See how easy this can be? Aloyha, losers!
[Lilo winks to Stitch and whistles; Yaarp lets out a large sonic blast, startling Gantu]
[thanks to Yaarp's sonic blast, the museum's security surround Gantu, but Gantu escapes]
MMayor
Did you get a good look at him Nicolé?
NNicolé
Yes, sir. He looked like... a whale, sir. I'm afraid he got away.
MMayor
Huh. My city is being bullied by a rampaging whale?
Excuse me. Did you say your city?
MMayor
Yes, I did. Mayor Anolo. Who are you?
NNicolé
She's the one that tripped the alarm.
My name's Lilo, and I didn't trip the alarm. It was my pet large-horned wild pig.
MMayor
Your pig tripped the alarm.
MMayor
That's a pretty big voice for such a little fella.
[Yaarp lets out a happy honk]
MMayor
Well, thanks for your help, Lilo.
[Stitch uncrumples Lilo's letter to the Mayor and gives to her]
I thought you should know that the "whale" isn't really a whale.
Nope. Actually, he's a space alien.
MMayor
Well, thank goodness. I'd have a hard time explaining a rampaging whale to the city counsel.
It's occurred to me that some of the city's most important buildings might benefit from having alien invasion alarms installed.
MMayor
[laughs] An alien invasion alarm system? Well, that's the most ridi--
Are you the mayor of this city?
MMayor
That's right. What can I do for you?
We just wanted you to know that you ruined our honeymoon!
Your city is crawling with weird creatures! [shows the mayor pictures of Yaarp, Gantu, and Pleakley]
We're leaving for the mainland immediately, and we are never coming back! Good day!
In the interest of continued tourism, you might like to read this. [hands the mayor her letter]
