Moe Szyslak quotes from The Simpsons

Who'd have thought that such a little woman could make me feel so big?

[upon seeing Selma naked] Whoa, someone call Beowulf! Grendel got in again!

[in letter] "There is no easy way to say goodbye forever, so I'll say it in the hardest way I can... Mandarin Chinese."

Wow, that's the farthest one of my eggs ever made it down someone's throat.

My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!

If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything, it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?

Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.

Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.

Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state 'til he gets back.

Bring out your beds. Bring out your beds.

[strict] Oh, that tears it! No more delays!

There's sexy bald like...uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.

Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.

Alright, '80s party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall because I think the beef is behind that wall.

These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.