I do have a place you can go, where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
“The Falcon and the D'ohman” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (4), Moe Szyslak (2), Superintendent Chalmers (1), Lunchlady Doris (1)
So much violence on the surface world... I'm going back! [jumps back under ice]
WWayne
Homer is implanted with several high powerful tracking devices.
How did that happen?
WWayne
I left them out in a bowl and he ate them.
No! Not the middle seat!
We can't keep serving the same thing every day, these kids have mashed potatoes coming out of their ears.
[Jimbo runs past with mash potato in his ears, as he didn't want to listen to Bart]
Point taken.
WWayne
Your town appears on no maps or charts.
Yeah, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.
And when there was a map makers convention here, we all got Lou Gehrig's disease.
Not the one you're thinking of though, there's another one.
What brought you to Springfield? Was it our Frito Lay distribution center?
MMoe
Wow, that's the farthest one of my eggs ever made it down someone's throat.
MMoe
My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!
I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like Major League umpires not using instant replay.. ok...
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