Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
“The Fabulous Faker Boy” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Moe Szyslak (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Carl Carlson (1), Martin Prince (1), Dolph (1)
My head hairs! I'm bald!
MMoe
There's sexy bald like...uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.
Let me go. I have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard.
What gender?
You're not allowed to ask.
We don't get together to share our emotions. We get together to escape them!
Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?
It's not even noon.
Yeah, I got a watch, egghead.
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