[At Moe's.]
[to Maggie] Now you learn your numbers from these billiard balls while daddy gets happier and happier and then sadder and sadder.
“Eeny Teeny Maya Moe” · Season 20
In this episode: Moe Szyslak (3), Homer Simpson (1), Carl Carlson (1), Julius Hibbert (1), Nick Riviera (1), Dewey Largo (1)
How did your date go, Moe?
MMoe
Incredible. I've never felt like this before. It's like my heart wants to do her.
MMoe
You gotta make me shorter doc.
[laughs] What do you mean?
MMoe
I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
What you're asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would perform that operation.
[Cuts to Dr. Nick.]
Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
MMoe
No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
[Pans to Largo.]
[screams] I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
MMoe
Who'd have thought that such a little woman could make me feel so big?
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