Listen, I gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because, in a pinch, you could make candles from my fat.
LLloyd
Well, that is a big part of it.
It's okay. I know what I am.
“Homer Goes to Prep School” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (6), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1)
Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.
MMoe
Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state 'til he gets back.
If Jesus had a gun, He'd be alive today.
Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
The end of the world as we know it?!?
I guess despite all our so-called civilization, anarchy lurks around every corner like a racially diverse street gang on a network cop show.
Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?
I don't know; feed it to the dog.
You'd have to wrap cheese around it.
Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!
Fun Center Supervisor [on her cell phone]: I hate working here. At least at Krusty Burger, you can burn yourself and go home.
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