Lisa Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Lisa Simpson

[notices Bart hit the button on stopwatch and her finger is stuck on her nose] What the...?

Lisa

What, I'm not fat enough already?! How could you say that to me?!

Lisa

Mom, Dad created a device that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. And HE'S holding it!

Lisa

Bart, if you don't get up now, good luck getting a pancake. Dad's pulled his chair right up to the stove.

Lisa

Well Bart, I really appreciate what you're gonna do for me. [Kisses Bart on the Cheek]

Lisa

[after Bart teases her in his spot] Otto, Bart Won't Get Me a Seat!

Lisa

[to animals] No one knows you're here, so be quiet!

Lisa

And so, my proud people were nearly destroyed by the warfare, disease, and greed of the invading Europeans. Today, the Hitachees have dwindled to a handful, and our detailed genealogical records were cruelly destroyed by the white men. So, any attempts to research my tribe would be the ultimate insult.

Lisa

I am proud of you, mom! You are like Christopher Columbus - you discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Lisa

Spider Burps!

Lisa

I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

Lisa

1200 Dollars?! But I only downloaded... 1212 songs.

Lisa

If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!

Lisa

I've never been called "fierce" before. "Strident." "Hectoring" has been tossed around.

Lisa

[gasps] what.. What happened?