[after Bart teases her in his spot] Otto, Bart Won't Get Me a Seat!
“The Mook, The Chef, The Wife And Her Homer” · Season 18
In this episode: Fit-Fat Tony (2), Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Nelson Muntz (1)
[a large black SUV pulls up outside the school, Fat Tony opens the door]
[in a murderous voice] We are going for a ride...
[the children gasp]
... [normally] by which I mean the car pool, perhaps we will get yogurt....
[the children sigh with relief]
...[back to murderous] Now, who wants to sleep with the fishes?...
[the children gasp again]
...[back to normal] 'cause I just bought this Finding Nemo bedspread!
[the children sigh with relief again]
[in Fat Tony's home]
Welcome to my home.
[gasps] Must have cost a fortune!
Actually, you can really keep costs down when you don't pay for materials, or labor, or permits or... land.
Wow, your paintings have brush marks. And your statues have wieners.
Your words honor my family.
Ow, my schnoz! My punim! My pupik! My genechtagazoink!
Your dad's a mob boss? [Laughs nervously] Please don't have me whacked! I was just kiddin' around! We were all havin' fun. Wasn't it fun? [Laughs nervously] Oh, fun is so fun. [Laughs nervously] There is no Mafia! [pulls his own shirt over his face.] Columbus Day is better than Christmas!
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