[Throwing an old water heater onto a pile of water heaters in the attic.]
Five more water heaters and we get a free water heater!
[Camera pans down showing the floor sagging over Maggie's crib due to the weight of five old water heaters.]
“Father Knows Worst” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1)
I've never been called "fierce" before. "Strident." "Hectoring" has been tossed around.
I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't mean everybody everybody, hope you don't mind.
[In a dream, Homer meets the ghost of Oscar Wilde]
OWOscar Wilde
Homer, there are only two tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
But that makes no sense.
OWOscar Wilde
Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
Shut up!
OWOscar Wilde
These days, man knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Whatever happened to "Boo"?
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