Lisa Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Lisa

The Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves, and even a few alcoholics.

Lisa

Our family has heroes!

Lisa

You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game, beaten in excitement only by every other sport.

Lisa

[after seeing Cloisters Academy school bus] Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!

Lisa

These flowers saved me from a terrible fate: not getting an A on my next science project!

Lisa

This is our house. There's nothing buried here but hopes and dreams.

Lisa

Okay, first of all, it's never wise to use the word "spew" in a love song.

Lisa

I've discovered a mystery wrapped in a riddle in the basement of a lousy school!

Lisa

Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.

Lisa

I got the idea from every movie ever made.

Lisa

Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-Decker bus. How could that be made up?

Lisa

Want to go to a concert tonight? 68% of the original Cher is playing.

Lisa

Oh, Martin Prince is now Marcia Princess.

Lisa

Google, even though you've enslaved half the world, you're still a damn fine search engine.

Lisa

I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!