Spider Burps!
“Little Orphan Millie” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1)
Milhouse, what are you doing here? I thought you had a three-0-clock wedgie with Nelson.
I had to reschedule.
[Milhouse's parents are lost at sea.]
Here, Millhouse, why don't you cheer up with a glass of Ocean Spray. [catches himself] Oh boy forget that. How about some Cap'n Crunch? [catches himself] Seven Seas Italian Dressing? Oh no no no. Uhh... Chicken of the Sea tuna? Ahh. Billy Ocean CD? The History of Atlantic Records?
Stop naming things!!!
I want to but I can't.
Then go to Moe's.
Good idea. I'll drown my sorrows in Anchor Steam Beer. [Looks at Milhouse] Oh ho ho I'm sorry. [Covers his mouth and leaves]
Bart, stop talking to yourself. That'll show him. Now, how am I going to find out what color Marge's eyes are?
[Homer is searching for his wedding album]
Where is it? I gotta find out what color Marge's eyes are. Ah! Cha-ching!
[He goes to open the album only to find it has a combination lock, and is shut tight]
Ohh! Oh, Marge darling... What's the combination to our wedding album?
Our anniversary.
[Pauses] D'oh!
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