[Marge is telling her family how she is excited over discovering the Internet]
I am proud of you, mom! You are like Christopher Columbus - you discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
“Marge Gamer” · Season 18
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1)
[angrily] You can't give me a yellow card! You're my father!
When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore, and judging by how tight they are, I'm never going to be anyone else's either.
[Bart is about to revive Marge's character in the online role-playing game]
Mom, I'm going to give you life the way I imagine you gave me life...by pressing Alt+F5 repeatedly.
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