“The Debarted” · Season 19
In this episode: Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Principal Skinner (1), Ralph Wiggum (1), Cletus (1), Mrs. Krabappel (1)
Who's the new meat in my seat?
Bart, this is Donny. He's here at our school because he was kicked out of P.S. 132.
P.S., that school sucked.
[The children laugh.]
Don't worry, Bart. Willie's bringing you something to sit on.
[Groundskeeper Willie brings in an old wooden desk with a toilet for a seat. Bart sits.]
Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "crabapple". Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
[sighs] Pretty much.
When I catch the culprit, and I will, I'm gonna throw this away. [Holds up a book titled Public School Punishment Guidelines] And use this instead! [Holds up a book titled Catholic School Punishment Guidelines with a picture of a kid getting hung on a cross. The children gasp.]
I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.
[A rat skitters across a railing, in an homage to the final shot of The Departed. Ralph appears from within a garbage can]
The rat symbolizes obviousness!
[voice only, in an abandoned locker as Cletus enters] Hey, I'm in here!
[voice only, inside the old locker] Be Quiet Robo-Potty!
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