“Fat Man and Little Boy” · Season 16
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Nelson Muntz (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
[Bart has written "Adults suck, then you are one" on his T-shirt]
Bart! Someone wrote something cynical on your shirt. Let me wash it off.
Leave me alone. This expresses my rage at the machine.
Well I like t-shirts with a nice joke, like "Support our troops".
Bart's shirt is a classic, Marge, just like "Keep on truckin" - as if I would ever want to stop truckin'.
Maybe the Internet can help me out. It sure gave some good advice on wang enhancement. Okay, www.nuclearsecrets.com. "Are you a terrorist?" No. "Would you like to meet someone new, but are tired of the bar scene?" No! I will never tire of the bar scene!
[Homer has created a working nuclear reactor]
Mom, Dad created a device that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. And HE'S holding it!
Get back in the garage, old man!
But there's spiders in the boxes!
Stay out of my boxes!
God, please give your daughter, the Tooth Fairy, the strength to carry my cash and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.
There's more than one way to lose a tooth! [to Nelson] Hey, idiot! You're fat! And your mom is naked on the Internet! You also smell.
Hmm. You've given me a lot to think about.
Bart, if you don't get up now, good luck getting a pancake. Dad's pulled his chair right up to the stove.
We're big fans, Mr. Gladwell.
Yeah, nothing makes parents happier than when an eccentric, single man takes an interest in their child.
Mr. Retailer, over here! Your customers will love these mood lollipops. Every lick reveals your mood.
[lick, lick] It works, if blue is the color for unimpressed.
You give my son what he deserves, or I will knock you on your delightfully offbeat ass!
Ho-ho, I must warn you sir, I was a Green Beret in Vietnam. The things I saw are what made me CRAAAAAAZZZYYY!
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