Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

Mom, I've always loved you. Lisa, you were a worthy foe.

Bart Simpson

[Looking on an airline computer] So, Mom and Dad are going to Atlantic City [Types on the keyboard] but their luggage isn't. [laughs] And Homer's getting a low-fat meal.

Bart

[reading] Canned and frozen juices are more popular than ever these days, but most bachelors we know would prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes.

Bart

[when he sees Nelson helping Marge out with the garden] My mother... My bully... My God!!!

Bart

Thinking is for losers!

Bart

God, please give your daughter, the Tooth Fairy, the strength to carry my cash and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.

Bart

[gulps] Time to face my punishment like a man, Or... lie my way out of it like a kid!

Bart

Dad, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong. I hurt someone else.

Bart

Does this mean you and Dad might get a D-A-V-U-R-S?

Bart

[angry, finding out the robot boy is living with them] Did you replace me with this tinker toy?

Bart

Utah? Home of America's most powerful weirdoes!

Bart

Take my wife, please... hey, I finally get that joke!

Bart

...And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters, and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called "Fox News".

Bart

Who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?

Bart

Mom, I'm going to give you life the way I imagine you gave me life...by pressing Alt+F5 repeatedly.