Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

There's your answer, fish-bulb.

Bart

Hey, since when is Christmas just about presents? Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day... the birth of Santa?

Bart

It'll be just like The Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!

Bart

I'll show Lisa who's dumb.

Bart

Supreme Court reverses...uuuhh, I won't turn to the comics, I won't turn to the comics! All right, I'll read one comic just to get me rolling. Archie. "Hey, Jughead, did you hear, the Supreme Court reversed"...ooohh!

Bart

[as Nelson hijacks Bart's project by forcing the dummy to drink the waste from its intestines] Hey, you're wrecking it!

Bart

You tell him when he's asleep?

Bart

[as he eats dinner] This tastes better than God's sweat!

Bart

'Underachiever and proud of it." How old is this thing?

Bart

[Attempting to save Lisa from "Lord Montymort" by using her wand] Prank be undone. Destroy the evil one! [He is struck by lightning] Not me.

Bart

Hey! Flanders gave us toothpaste!

Bart

[In his Maude Flanders costume, eerily] Ned, I'm back! Give me a kiss!

Bart

Hey, a box of old videotapes. "Marge And Homer Get Dirty"? Hey, Lis, think you're well-adjusted? I’ve got something to show you.

Bart

[starting to cry while in the elevator] I'm gonna die in my jammies.

Bart

Nobody will remember it in 50 years.

Bart

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down. This should be every boy's dream.