I have to warn you, I'm not good with details. Or the big picture. I also show up late. And drunk. [whispers enthusiastically] I have a good feeling about this!
“Rome-old and Juli-eh” · Season 18
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Selma (1), Grandpa (1)
Sorry I had to work so late. How did it go with the baby?
We're having a great time. I cleaned up all my best war stories for her. I was just telling her how we chased the teddy bears into their cuddle bunkers, [in a creepy voice] then had to tickle them out with machine hugs and fun throwers! [sinister zoom-in] They say the more soldiers you tickle, the easier it gets. Well, sir, it doesn't.
SMSarcastic Man
Hey, you little brats. Get down from those battlements. Those boxes are for shipping. Not for creating a world of pure imagination. Give them back!
Not until we are bored with them. Now begone!
SMSarcastic Man
[Voice becomes deeper] I shall go. But I will return with an army of my brethren. And together, we shall take back what is ours and hell will rain down upon you!
What if we're not here?
SMSarcastic Man
We will come two more times. And then you will have to come to our customer's center. [Normal Voice] It's near the airport, where the old Crown Books used to be.
[Bart sees the A.S.S bringing reinforcements to attack their cardboard fort]
Who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?
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