Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.

Bart

Sorry Lis, I can't be a vegetarian, I love the taste of death!

Bart

You're in a better place now, Lou. And I'll always be proud that, for once in my life, I had a cow man.

Bart

Step a side ladies, I'm bringing the peace.

Bart

Well, Mrs. K, I have just the book, slash, DVD for you: The Answer. This book uses the ancient power of wanting.

Bart

I... I don't know!

Bart

[to Nikki, after she kisses him on the cheek] I love you!

Bart

[to Raymond Bird] Now that you're officially my bird, let me fill you in on the pecking order around here. The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog, then the cat and then you. But don't feel bad. You're ahead of Milhouse.

Bart

You hear that, boy? You're gonna be a racing pigeon! It's getting a little chilly; I better put a blanket on Ray.

Bart

Take that back! [pushes Milhouse]

Bart

Lisa's not here, man!

Bart

Teachers aren't allowed to live close to their students. They are natural enemies, like Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.

Bart

I thought teachers only went outside to smoke and cry.

Bart

Same garbage, different dumpster.

Bart

To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.