I'm an artist.
I'm rich.
And I helped. [laughs as the episode ends]
S10Out of the Picture
S10Feral Friends
EEveryone
[singing] Squirrelly birthday, dear Sandy, squirrelly birthday to you. [cheering] Hooray!
[As Sandy is contacting Frenchy on her communicator, Squidward peeks out from beneath the rock. He watches as a fish eats a smaller fish, gets eaten by a bigger fish, and in turn that one gets eaten by a whale. He yells and pulls himself out]
I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself!
[He runs across the jellyfish fields, out into the light of Neptune's Moon. Sandy looks up from her communicator, sees Squidward blindly running into danger and gasps]
Frenchy, I gotta call you back!
[She runs after Squidward]
Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!
[Squidward trips up over his own feet and falls on his face with a crash. As he lies there, he hears a growl behind him. He turns over onto his back and sees a carnivorous purple fish swimming towards him to eat him. Terrified, Squidward crawls backwards a little, screaming]
Help!
[Sandy rushes forward to try to save him]
Sandy [stretching out her arms]: Squidward, no!
[Squidward whimpers and feebly holds up a defensive arm as the fish growls and gains on him. Suddenly, as though it had detected him by radar, the light of Neptune's moon beams down on the frightened little octopus. He's bewildered by moon, but not entranced as before. He watches the light go, and looks down at himself, noticing that he has turned more green than usual. He promptly changes into a normal-sized, non-anthropomorphic octopus. Roaring, Squidward grabs the purple fish and eats it, before starting after Sandy.]
O.M. Jehosaphat! You don't see that every day!
[Sandy summons Pearl to save her friends from Squidward]
Sic 'im, Pearl! Sorry, sorry, Squidward!
[Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]
KPMr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff
Oops. [cover themselves in embarrassment and run off laughing]
[Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl and Squidward continue fighting above Sandy's treedome. They both revert back to their regular forms. However, they're also naked as well. Pearl spits Squidward out from her mouth]
What is going on here? [gasps] MY CLOTHES! [screams and runs away]
[screams and runs away as she is naked] NO!
[SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well]
Aah!
[SpongeBob pulls himself off of Sandy's suit. Patrick giggles and falls off of Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob looks around and sees Sandy's treedome destroyed]
Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken and everyone's naked?
Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.
And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.
[The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano and shines its light on Sandy. The light then transforms Sandy into a realistic land squirrel. It appears that Neptune's Sun only effects land creatures while Neptune's Moon only effects sea creatures. Sandy chitters and crawls around inside her suit]
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
You don't see that everyday. Jinx! Buy me a patty!
[They both laugh as Sandy chitters]
S10Don't Wake Patrick
[Patrick flies off the track and lands directly near his house. SpongeBob pulls himself together and sends Patrick back to his house. Patrick steps on a pebble]
Ow! [strains]
Oh, brother. [falls asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night]
Oh!
[SpongeBob sleep-walks into the street]
Oh, he'll be fine. [jumps on his rock and goes to sleep. As Patrick closes his rock, crashing noises are heard as SpongeBob is getting run over by the boats, ending the episode]
S11Cave Dwelling Sponge
[after being grabbed and throwed into the kitchen by the customers] SpongeBob, what did you do? The patties taste horrible! Everybody hates them! [Spongy Spongy growls and pulls out his wooden club] What the— [screams in panic and runs out of the kitchen] SpongeBob's gone crazy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
SSSpongy Spongy
[grunts] Spongy! Spongy! [growls as he smashes the tables]
[The customers run out and scream in panic. Spongy Spongy whacks Nat Peterson's buttocks with his club and goes on a violent rampage across town, causing all sorts of damage in the process]
This is Perch Perkins live at the Krusty Krab, where we understand that a local fry cook has just gone nuts. [Spongy Spongy smashes the Krusty Krab sign with his club. The sign falls on top of the restaurant, causing damage to it. Perch Perkind gets whacked in the head with a club by Spongy Spongy] Ooh! This just in... Ow!
S11The Clam Whisperer
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll get all these clams out of here right now.
[A clam spits another pearl and Mr. Krabs catches it]
Not so fast, SpongeBob. [puts the pearl in a bag] What's your hurry? [chuckles]
Didn't you just tell me to get the clams out of here 'cause they're stealing food from your customers?
[The clams continue to attack the customers. A clam spits another pearl at Mr. Krabs]
Ow! Forget the customers. If these clams keep spitting pearls at me, I'll be rich! Good clams. Good clams! Tee-hee-hee. Oh. [groans as the clams smother him; he pushes the clams away] Bad clams! Stupid clams! Smelly clams! [the clams spit pearls at Mr. Krabs] Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! [pops up as if he is wearing a king's clothing made out of pearls; he chuckles]
I've gotta get these clams out of here! [opens the door] Follow me, clams.
[The clams follow SpongeBob out of the restaurant]
Wait! SpongeBob! Come back with those crummy clams! [the clams turn around and spit more pearls at Mr. Krabs] Whoa! [slips and falls on his face]
I figured if I tired them out, maybe they'll behave better.
S11Spot Returns
Plankton, have you been feeding Spot a lot of treats lately? [measures Spot with the measuring tape] He's looking bigger than usual.
Karen! Not in front of the amoeba. Spot is fit as a fiddle.
[Spot burps in Plankton's face]
All right, Doctor. If you say so.
Come on, I'll prove it.
[finishes rebooting herself] Reboot complete. Oh! Oh! Oh ha! More puppies? For me?! Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier! [laughing; grabs some of the slime with the amoeba puppies and smooshes it into a really large puppy]
Wait, puppy. Whoa, puppy! [gets crushed by the large puppy] Ooh! Cute overload! Aah!
S11The Check-Up
[peaks from behind a building and gasps] He's coming!
It says here the first part of Krabs' exam is the pinch test. We just need to do it in a way he doesn't know he's being tested!
Way ahead of ya! [makes a charity box that offers free money with an empty cardboard box] We'll make him an offer he can't resist!
[reading] "Free Money Inside." Ha. Not bad.
S11Spin the Bottle
[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Plankton at Patrick's house. Patrick is trying to decide what his wish will be]
I wish... I wish... I wish...
Pick something, you bozo!
Well, sometimes I wish I had an extra head so that I'd have someone to talk to when you're at work.
Aww.
Pathetic. All right, your crummy wish is my command! Give me your hand, Jumbo. And the both of you, close your eyes. [Patrick holds up his left hand as he and SpongeBob close their eyes. Plankton draws a doodle on Patrick's hand with a marker, making him giggle] Alakazam!
[notices the doodle on his hand] Oh! My extra head! It's my wish come true! Oh, I'm gonna call you Noggin.
Oh, hello, Noggin. Nice to meet you.
Noggin, say hello to SpongeBob. [silence]
Oh, he doesn't have to—
Noggin, you're embarrassing me. Say hello to SpongeBob.
No, it's okay, Patrick.
No, it's not okay!
Leaping lungfish, can we go now?
Yes, go! Noggin here needs to be taught a painful lesson.
[SpongeBob and Plankton leave as Patrick enters his house]
S11There's a Sponge in My Soup
[The scene changes to the hippies resting in their new place that is warmer than the soup vat]
MGMoon Gills
You know what? That old man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.
[The hippies hear a splashing sound above]
SSunshine
[giggles] Whoa!
CDCrystal Dave
Someone just crashed our new pad.
[Their new place turns out to be Squidward's bathtub where Squidward is about to take a nice, hot bath. The hippies pop out]
MGMoon Gills
Yo, bro, potato?
Oh, thanks, man. [eats the potato and swallows it; he opens his eyes and screams] HIPPIES!!!
S11Man Ray Returns
[The passenger comes out of the taxi, which turns out to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch-nemesis, Man Ray]
TATV Announcer
Who's this tacky tourist turning up in taxi? Why, it's none other than that mortal enemy of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the evil Man Ray!
MRMan Ray
Hey, dude, keep it down. I'm not doing any evil this week. I'm on vacation!
TATV Announcer
Really?
MRMan Ray
Yes, really. [hums cheerfully as he enters Squidward's house]
S11Larry the Floor Manager
Mr. Krabs! You know we don't treat our customers like that. [Mr. Krabs is stunned] It says right here, in the Krusty Krab manual. [clears throat and reads] "The customer is always right, when they have money."
Oh! Such wise and beautiful words. Thanks for reminding me, SpongeBob.
I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs.
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