[finds out that Plankton used him for his evil plan; gasps] "Mega Bucket"?! You used me for land development! That wasn't nice!
Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! [laughs evilly]
Well, what about aggressively nice people?
Huh? What are you doing? [SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs in the hot dog stand, he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were] Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! [a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyelashes] Butterfly kisses... Can't take it... It's too cute... It's-it's disgusting! [Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard]
What happened? [points to surfboard]
SScooter
I hit a reef with my new board, dude!
No problem! [shapeshifts into a surfboard]
SScooter
Whoa! [grabs the surfboard] Killer!
SpongeBob, stop! Before it's too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! [everyone comes back] Get back! Wait! [everyone, on their way back to the beach breaks through the construction barriers, trample and squish Plankton underfoot] Ouch! Ow! Ow! No! Ooh!
SScooter
[is surfing with SpongeBob] Cowabunga! [he and SpongeBob arrive back to shore] Thanks, dude! That was awesome! [just then, Plankton begins straining and weeping]
Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.
Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting. [bunches up into a ball] NEED... HATRED... [crawls away]
Volleyball, anyone? [everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball] Serve up! [laughs] Ouch! [laughs] Ouch! [laughs] Ouch!
FFrancis
He kept us waiting for a bubble?
That's nothing! He called us fat! [begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]
[crying as she shows her clean flipper] He washed my flipper!
[storming up] He owes me money!
[following Mr. Krabs] He made me provide excellent service!
SScooter
[appears with a halo and angel clothing on] Dudes! He made me experience high tide! [floats up towards the surface while laughing]
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
No...But are we just gonna wait around until he does?
I say we tip somethin' over!
[All yelling, everyone tips the lifeguard stand]
[The stand crashes to the ground]
PProtesters
Get the lifeguard! [they go to the lifeguard]
[stops them] Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! [holds up a needle] Who's with me?!
PProtesters
Pop the bubble! [hold up needles]
[notices Patrick struggling in the water] Holy cow! Somebody's drowning!
Oh, no, that's not possible. The lagoon is closed.
SScooter
Dude, get your butt in the water!
If there was anyone in there, we'd hear them.
Help, help! [SpongeBob stands up and takes off his shades] I can't swim!
Somebody would be screaming that they're drowning.
I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
They would have to have crossed the line...
I'm drowning 'cause I crossed the line!
[looks at the angry fish and takes out a pair of binoculars] Okay, I'll take a look, but just to prove to you that... [his eyes become huge and break through the lenses of the binoculars] ...PATRICK ISN'T DROWNING! [sees Patrick drowning]
[after pushing the button, which causes Squidward's house sit on top of Squidward] We did it, Patrick! [Squidward busts through from beneath the floor] President Squidward?
[calmly] No-no, don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now, if you'll be so kind as to leave... [SpongeBob and Patrick walk out the door] ...so I can get ready for work tomorrow?
[savagely yells loudly; echoing] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! [SpongeBob and Patrick get blown away; sees an angry mob] Huh?
SScooter
[angrily pointing at Squidward] THERE HE IS!
ARAngry resident fish
Are you the owner of this house?
[angrily] Yes! Yes, I am!
ARAngry resident fish
Then on behalf the citizens of Bikini Bottom, I present you with this summons to pay for the destruction of our town. [hands Squidward the summons] You'll be doing community service every Sunday for the rest of your life. [walks off]
Huh? [twitches his left eye and looks at the camera]
Hey, Squidward, you got one of those, too? [SpongeBob and Patrick walk up with a summons in their hands] This'll be GREAT! The three of us cleaning up Bikini Bottom! Well, see ya next Sunday, President Squidward!
[Squidward flinches lividly as the episode ends]
I think that it's safe to say that no matter how diabolical Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty of me good customers.
SScooter
One Krabby Patty, please.
But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.
SScooter
Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?
Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. [the "financial expert" is the lionfish that was chasing Plankton, Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs $10]
SScooter
[muttering] Stupid inflation.
Thanks for your business.
[Everyone laughs for about half a minute, they then gradually stop and get bored, then walk away, the lion then growls, and the episode ends]
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