[doing an impersonation of Squidward] Hey, Sandy; who am I?
“Ripped Pants” · Season 1
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Sandy (1), Larry (1)
BBuckley
May I help you?
I'll take a banana split.
BBuckley
Uh, we don't have that.
That's okay, I already "split" my pants. Get it?
[Sandy laughs]
BBuckley
[sarcastically] Tee-hee. Anything else?
How about, "ripple"? [Sandy laughs some more] No thanks, already got one.
FAFish Announcer
There goes SpongeBob! [ripping sound] Ripping his pants again.
SpongeBob [reading sentences in his note pad] Lifting weights: big laugh. Frisbee in face: kills. Surfing knocks 'em dead, pretending to drown... [writes the word "no" and circles it in] no.
Oh, no. Everybody's gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. [weeps] We blew it, pants.
PPants
What do you mean "we"?
[Pants walks off]
Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!
LLupa
No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen.
Ouch.
LLoser
No, I am. I got sand in my buns.
LWLoser Whale
No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
LLoser
What happened to you?
I lost my best friend.
LLoser
How?
When I ripped... my pants. [starts to sing] I thought that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I ripped my pants.
LLosers
♪When big Larry came round just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants!♪
[singing voice, a crowd begins to gather] ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪
LLosers
♪Or sand in your buns!♪
♪I learned a lesson I won't soon forget...so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance...and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his...pants!♪
SpongeBob!
Sandy!
Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself.
SpongeBob, that was so righteous. Would you...sign my pants?
Absolutely, buddy.
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