You see before you is a combination of my lifelong dream! A place of my own where I can work out everyday and anytime I want, Larry's Gym! [crowd is cheering again]
Looking out at this sea of plastic muscles and sagging flesh, frankly, I'm disgusted.
Awwww!
I'm now opening the gym to everyone in Bikini Bottom! [crowd cheers for the third time] ...For the price of a lifetime membership.
Awww! [looks down]
But today, everything is free!
[The crowd cheers and runs into gym.]
[appears with scissors through his head] You're the lobster, Larry! The Alpha Lobster!
Well, I don't know if I'll say that! [buffs up]
Oh, I filled out a membership form! [hands the form to Larry]
Me too! [hands the form to Larry]
What's in that pink box?
Um, donuts, sir?
Larry [throws away the box of donuts] "Dough" not bring those in here! In the meantime, enjoy yourself because your first visit is free!
Mr. Krabs [magically appears out of nowhere, literally] Is it true that everything is free?
That's right, sir! For your first visit, we– [Mr. Krabs runs off and disappears.] Hello? In conclusion, I'm at your service to turn anyone–anyone–into a rippling heap of muscle glory! [buffs up once more]
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