Heh-heh! The house special!
[sighs] It's great that my pets are eating and all, but... I'm still hungry.
I wish I was a pet so I could eat off the floor.
You are eating off the floor.
Yeah, but... I wanna eat Krabby Patties on the floor!
The pink dude might have the right idea, guys.
Squidward?
Yes, Mr.- achoo! Krabs?
Why don't all these new pets have patties in front of them, I'm running a business, not a showdown.
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