FFrancis
He kept us waiting for a bubble?
That's nothing! He called us fat! [begins crunching on celery stalks along with others]
[crying as she shows her clean flipper] He washed my flipper!
[storming up] He owes me money!
[following Mr. Krabs] He made me provide excellent service!
[appears with a halo and angel clothing on] Dudes! He made me experience high tide! [floats up towards the surface while laughing]
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
No...But are we just gonna wait around until he does?
I say we tip somethin' over!
[All yelling, everyone tips the lifeguard stand]
[The stand crashes to the ground]
PProtesters
Get the lifeguard! [they go to the lifeguard]
[stops them] Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him! It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's that's causing all the problems! [holds up a needle] Who's with me?!
PProtesters
Pop the bubble! [hold up needles]
LBLittle boy
Wait! Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book.
LLifeguard
Oh, right, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
Oh, goodness gracious, yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
Even though you really wanted to.
[yelling] OH, QUIET, YOU MORON!
[All gasp]
FFFemale fish 1
He hurt the little one's feelings!
FFFemake fish 2
Why, that's not very nice at all!
LLifeguard
[yelling] Take him down, boys! [following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot]
OW!!! [holds his foot and hops backwards. Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it and falls down after it hits him on the back of the head. The lifeguard comes up with a big tube of lipstick]
LLifeguard
This oughta fix him! [puts lipstick on Squidward's lips. The mob stops yelling]
Okay, okay, I'm nice! Now will you leave me alone? [is shown to be tied to the ground with ropes]
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